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During quarantine. My wife shouted to me from the other room.. ‘are you experiencing any stabbing pains in your body, like someone got a voodoo doll and a needle’?... ‘No’.. I shouted back.

........ ‘ How about now’ ?..........

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sassy59

Wicked! Thank you for the smiles xxxx

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garibaldon in reply tosassy59

No prob x

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Cateran in reply togaribaldon

Don't go giving my missus ideas garibaldon, voodoo or no.....ouch, ouch! Witchy woman...

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garibaldon in reply toCateran

Carton, You voodoo to others as they voodoo to you

Classic 👍

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Aingeful

😂😂😂

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Kristicats

Love it. I’ve told my hubby who is a builder that I’d put him under the patio if I could find a builder to put it back🤨

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garibaldon in reply toKristicats

Christo, you’d need an undertaker to undertake that. In fact you might need twoom

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Kristicats in reply togaribaldon

🤔

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