In America. A police officer called into headquarters.
I’m just attending an incident, an old woman has just shot her husband for stepping on the kitchen floor she just mopped
Sheriff: have you arrested her ?
Officer: No,not yet the kitchen floors still wet.......
A good one!
Excellent thank you garibaldon. Xxx 😀
Sassy, thought you’d like it
That is lovely. I thought you were going to say he crossed the 2 meter line 🤣😅😂
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Nope xx ha ha
A clear case of domestoside. 
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Oh yes, Ski that floored me.hey,u must know a few joke s!
Actually the few ones that i do know would almost certainly not be printable on here for fear of me being put in the slammer and i much prefer my humour blended into an interesting dialogue such as those delivered by Eddie izzard and similar story tellers.
I’ve got plenty of unprintable and one humor changes. Bet Scruff knows a few but probably lying doggo
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Nice one 🐞
Joke.
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