Old couple in the checkout queue at Sainsburys, the old chap is grinning and his wife furiously says "What's so funny?" He replies "I've just done one of those really nasty silent farts you always complain about and those behind will be blaming each other." She replies, it might be a good idea if you put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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The Silent Fart.
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Johnem
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Love it! xx Moy
Hahaha. Love it. Cant beat having a laugh a day. Thanks Johnem
Hehehe!
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