You've only got a nine inch one?
I heard the lady say
I'll never get much joy from that
She muttered in dismay
There are some much bigger
I heard the man explain
But if you get one far too big
It could cause you some pain
I listened to this most carefully
Thinking she'd be pleased with mine
My wife was very satisfied
And was for quite some time
I said this to the lady
Even offered to show her mine
Most televisions were quite small
In nineteen forty-nine.