Dating.

I've lived alone for far too long

A lady I must seek

So I joined a dating site

And one replied last week.

I think that I'm in love with you

Is what the message read

I said I'm very interested

Are you good in bed?

She said I'll take good care of you

We'll eat our meals together

And go for nice long walks each day

No matter what the weather

I thought that rather funny

I don't want to cross that bridge

Looking closer at the sender

It was from my dog Midge!

[Yatzy]

Haha! Hilarious, Don 🤣 Midge is a good result for a date, though. Very reliable, devoted and won’t two-time you! Have a good day, you two💕

[Hidden in reply to Yatzy]

You are so right, I see that now. 😁

[HungryHufflepuff]

😁 Very funny, thank you for making me laugh.

[Hidden in reply to HungryHufflepuff]

Do your sheep join in when you laugh? They say laughter is infectious. 😂

[sassy59]

Dear Midge it seems you are the one

Don really needs to be beside

Kind and caring, lots of fun

Cute and cuddly, on the outside

Internally though very strong

Caring for your master

Walking with him all along

For now and ever after.

Great poem Don. Made me smile xxxxx

[Hidden in reply to sassy59]

I can always rely on Carole for a great response 😂. 😘

[sassy59 in reply to Hidden]

You can indeed dear Don. I try my best. Lol 😍😍😀

[skischool]

She's eaten all my food,and she even shares my bed

She never ever kisses me and licks something else instead

i never really wanted this long haired four legged dame

So forget those blooming dating sites tis them we have to blame xx

[Magpuss in reply to skischool]

🙀 You know you'd be lost without Scruffs company😻😽

[skischool in reply to Magpuss]

Yes my dear Magpuss,awfully lost in a carefree world of irresponsibility not having to worry where the next tin of tuna is coming from. xx

[Hidden in reply to skischool]

I see now on reflection

T'was not the thing to do

I'll stick with her with four legs

Just the same as you 😊x

[skischool in reply to Hidden]

We are a pair of softies are we not Master Po x

[Hidden in reply to skischool]

Just in the centre. 😉x

[Kittykat2]

Ah Don another great one glad it was Midge thats the love of your life 💓 💕x

[Amanda3011]

Haha loves this ! Made me laugh xx

[Hidden in reply to Amanda3011]

That was the intension. 😄x

[Magpuss]

😧What was Midge doing on a dating site? I won't ask what you were doing there🙄😉

[Hidden in reply to Magpuss]

Just looking. 🙄😇🐶

[Izb1]

You do make me laugh Don, always a turn at the end x

[Hidden in reply to Izb1]

You mustn't cheat by reading that first. 🤣x

[Izb1 in reply to Hidden]

Would I Don 😄😄😄

[Jomo46]

Wonderful - again. So appreciated

Jo

[Hacienda]

Brilliant Don, I have some stories about Dating Sites, Not me of Course, a Dear Scots Man whom I shall leave to His Pleasure. He does not have a Furry Chaperone to Tell him Off. XXX

[moogle]

lol love it

[Gladwyn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jaybird19]

Don you are incorrigible. Please send more posts like this.

Always make me laugh.

Thank you for that

[watergazer]

You're such a tonic Mr D. x The dosage is 2 doses of Don's rhymes daily.

[Shirleyj]

Good old Midge, the perfect date x x🐶🐶😂😂

[Wilfreda]

Ha ha made me smile.

[stamford1234]

Life long friend!

[SquirrelsHolt]

Good morning Mr.D.and I apologise for being so late,especially since your rhyme yesterday about Midge putting you into a dating site, is... a ...🏆CLASSIC !!👍🎉🎇🎶🍻. I'm not sure that I can take much more :- my sides are aching through laughter not only this rhyme but the banter between you and dear skischool regarding his recent hospital visit.

Ooh ....no need to breathe and relax!! All good,all very good!💞

[Hidden in reply to SquirrelsHolt]

No extra laundry then this time? 😉x

[SquirrelsHolt in reply to Hidden]

Let's just say it's touch and go as to whether it could be. Suffice to say I'm literally "holding on"!!😂😂😂. 💞

[Hidden in reply to SquirrelsHolt]

💪😁😘

[SquirrelsHolt in reply to Hidden]

👣😑😴💤💤

[kpm346]

First thought was ‘naughty boy you’ until they end line. You could not have a more loving loyal friend than Midge and a warm bed mate in winter. Always looking forward to your poems.

[Bingo88]

Loved your poem Don-1931. Very talented to bring a smile to us all. Hope your keeping ok pal

[Hidden]

Thanks Brian, I'm managing to keep pace with things as I see you are now. I think we are both doing ok. 😁

[Jason098765]

Hi Don You are a very unique person you make people happy Stay well Best wishes

[Lyd12]

Midge is the perfect companion, Don, doesn't answer back, doesn't go out and spend all your money, eats what you put in front o f her, someone who listens to you... Worth her weight in gold. Keep us all smiling, Don. Love Iris x

[Hidden in reply to Lyd12]

You are so right, Iris, thank you. 😘

[blueskies--2]

Ha nice one good old faithful. Give so much love and laugh's x

[Happyhare]

Ha ha ha- really enjoyed your poem.👍😁

[majji]

Wonderful!