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I've finished all my shopping,

At the checkout I've arrived.

My car is in the car park,

With stacks of bags inside.

I never can remember,

To bring these in with me.

So once again I find myself,

In a quan-da-ry.

If I buy more blasted bags

I have this terrible thought.

There'll be no room out there in the car,

For the shopping I've just bought.

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skischool

Been there and done it on several occasions dear Don,i have a kitchen full of 'bags for life' all i need now is a life to enjoy them..Now where do you get that from?

Ski's and Scruff's x

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hypercat54 in reply toskischool

You are so funny ski's :D xx

in reply toskischool

You'll be fine once you get your transistors fitted. Come to Southport and Midge and I will cheer up. :-)

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hypercat54

I know the feeling Don as I do this all the time too. One day bags for life will take over the world. I watched an old clip on Britain's Got Talent and this comedian made a song about bags for life. Simon Cowell was a bit confused until another panelist explained what they were! He obviously is far removed from the real world. x

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hypercat54 in reply tohypercat54

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skischool in reply tohypercat54

Brilliant well found Lil/Bev i wish i was a kid in his school.x

in reply tohypercat54

He probably thought it was another word for marriage.

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WheezyAnne

That is so true, we are always doing that, me and my partner, well, more me really, as I seem to concentrate on my breathing more often than not, that I forget everything else. Brilliant.

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JANET127

I just love your poetry!!!

in reply toJANET127

Thank you Janet, I enjoy writing it especially when I get a response like yours. :-) It's part of my fight against senile dementia.

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Izb1

Another good one Don that we can all relate to, I am now trying to thin these bags out and recycling them at the supermarket, although I was glad to have a spare in my trolley a few weeks ago when a young mans paper bag broke, think he was relieved his eggs survived ha!

in reply toIzb1

Talking about breakages, I didn't realise that there was an art in packing the bags when I did remember them. I find I have some very strange shaped loaves of bread when I get home for example. :-o

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Spacecat1

Luckily my hubby very organised has the bags ready to ho and i have 2 bags that roll up so go in my handbag .Think the thougjt of paying more for a plastic bag have something to do with it. It's been said going up to 10p a bag.

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Shirleyj

😁😁😁x

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mskpjb

Sillyhead Don ! But we all do it. Like the lovely shopping lists I write to leave behind me when I go out. Sheila xx

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Nicholatracy

Once again you’ve made me smile. 🙏

in reply toNicholatracy

Good! 😀

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shouty

I work in retail and hear this everyday lo

in reply toshouty

I bet you have a special name for forgetful old farts. 🤭

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shouty in reply to

FOF's I believe 😁

in reply toshouty

LOL!

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Ellena

Hi, made me laugh 😂 you never fail to amuse us Don-Rhymer.

This one many of us can relate to.

Stay well. Look forward to next one. 😊 xx

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