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..................................................GET OUT OF THE CAR!

( THIS IS SUPPOSEDLY A TRUE ACCOUMT RECORDED IN THE POLICE LOG OF SARASOTA FLORIDA)

.An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and on return to her car,found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

....She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her voice,''I have a gun,and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!''.

....The four men didn't wait for a second threat.they got out of the car and ran like mad.

.....The lady,somewhat shaken then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat.She was so shaken she could not get her key into the ignition.

......She tried and tried,and then she realised why.It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football,a frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

.......A few minutes later,she found her own car parked four or five places further down.

.......She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

......The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.

.......He pointed to the other end of the counter,where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad,elderly woman described as white,less than five feet tall,glasses'curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.

.......No charges werefiled

MORAL OF THE STORY?

If you're going to have a senior moment .............make it memorable

Richard KOTC

BREATHE EASY =FRIENDSHIP

Make it memorable at your local Breathe Easy

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Puffthemagicdragon

Oops ! :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toPuffthemagicdragon

Gunned you down with that one

That is an absolute classic LOL

ROFLOL x x :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Classic carEH?

in reply toKingoftheCocktails

LOL. I meant classic in, unusual and funny - ya know - a KOTC kinda joke - one with a twist at the end :) Thank you for keeping us all entertained :)

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azaard

I've driven off in someone else car, by mistake. Same make, same model and funny enough same keys, this was in a multi storey car park in Manchester, took the car back, parked it back where i found it, mine was gone, got it back two days later, via police. The car triumph acclaim HD, black, never park near a car like mine again

in reply toazaard

You should have went to Specsavers.... :) x x

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azaard in reply to

Gone dear girl gone :P

in reply toazaard

Well, wear them in future. You do look handsome in them, even intelligent.... honest :) Would I lie to you hun bun x x x

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azaard in reply to

That's a bit of a two edged compliment :) xxxx

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Not meant in that way though x x x

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azaard in reply to

I know just my sensibility kicking or not as the case may be :D

in reply toazaard

Oooh, you are so multi-faceted :) x x x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Not our azaard nowheeze

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Do you need specsavers as well nowheeze?

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I don't think azaard would see it differently

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toazaard

Was the sergeant laughing his head off

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toazaard

What a Triumph

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azaard in reply toKingoftheCocktails

Yes a triumph ?

Hahaha, is that a true story? It's totally brilliant.

koala

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Yes it is apparently

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Latte

Very funny and if true... Cant see anyone messing with that lady.. Lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toLatte

Very true latte

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scrobbitty

Grandma always said the story was true - hahahaha :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toscrobbitty

Grandmas ,we love them

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libby7827

Ha ha, I can quite believe that happening in America, I sometimes watch Cops, for those that don't know what it is, it's cameras following real life cops around on duty, some of the things they come across defy belief, like a drunken old man going home from the bar on a lawn mower weaving all over the road. I love it, always guaranteed a laugh.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolibby7827

Lovely enlighting programmes

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annanother

Way to shop with free beer :-)

in reply toannanother

It's giving me ideas ;)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Stop it this moment nowheeze

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toannanother

Beer, beer ,beer is that all you can think about beer,beer,beer!!!!!!!!!!!!

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elian

:) :) *hides her gun*

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phillips1 in reply toelian

sees elian, get on the phone to the cops.......

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elian in reply tophillips1

*smiles wickedly as she unplugs the phone, then dashes off to dye her hair a different colour* .......

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Lakeland in reply toelian

Point the gun and get off the phone no dashing "wicked smile" for extra effect only colour change will be phillips 1 laundry :D

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elian in reply toLakeland

:) hahahahahaha

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toelian

That's not fair!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toelian

No ,not our sweet dear annie?

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sillywitch

ROFLMDO Brill Richard you get better every day :D

xxxxx

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Dentures Out :D

xxxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tosillywitch

Mind they don't break.We don't want you to have a broken smile!

My son is going to kill me if I don't stop splattering these screens. You slay me king.x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I will send a cleaner around!

Something very similar happened to me, but not with a pretend gun. My husband had parked in a shopping mall car-park as I wanted to pop in and get something. I had to rush in and out as he does not like me leaving him on his own. The queues were long and he kept ringing me on his mobile. When I had been served I had to run like mad to get back to the car (don't forget I am 70 years old and can do without the pressure, but he does not care, it is all about him). I got to the car and climbed in and said. for gods sake you are killing me. When I turned to him, there was a lady holding a child in the front seat with her mouth open and I just burst out laughing, she saw the funny side as well, I explained what had happened and went to look for our car, it was parked three cars down. All my husband did was shake his head and say, how embarrassing. He was really annoyed, he said I should think about what I was doing, so I let him have it with both barrels I called him every swear word I could think of and told him that if he had any though for me at all, he would s## off.

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KingoftheCocktails

Husbands.who'd have them?

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