A Sticky Subject.

The stuff that we can cough up,

From deep inside our chest.

Would make a good adhesive,

I'd say one of the best.

So if we clubbed together,

And saved it all as one.

We could sell it on to B&Q

Now wouldn't that be fun.

[sassy59]

Now there’s a thought Don! A very sticky problem it is. Xxxx

[mrsmummy]

A man I met at a hospital clinic had the idea of flavouring his sputum with mint and selling it as chewing gum. Ugh!

[Hidden in reply to mrsmummy]

Ugh! That is disgusting, strawberry would be better.

[mrsmummy in reply to Hidden]

🤢

[Hacienda]

Ha Ha, As I Iay in Hospital Next week, Hubby has Promised to Wallpaper.. I may Cough to help him. ( though I don't have much theses days). XXXX

[Hacienda in reply to Hacienda]

I did say it was a Chimney Breast Wall, meaning that this wall is for only 2 sheets of wallpaper Sorry I omitted the "Chimney" I do not know why this has been edited ?

[Hidden in reply to Hacienda]

Perhaps 'breast' is a naughty word, especially when followed by "( though I don't have much theses days)" lol

[Hacienda in reply to Hidden]

Wow, I never meant any of this.. This was said in innocence and taken the wrong way. I don't have much Sputem these days, and as for Breast, Wallpaper. Oh well, Bye Bye...

[Hidden in reply to Hacienda]

Of course you didn't, it's the software that edits it, like when your phone changes what you want to say. We all knew what you meant. It adds a bit of fun to it all. LOLxxx

[mrsmummy in reply to Hacienda]

If it is edited by administrators we mark it as such.

[Lizadam in reply to Hacienda]

Is that a good thing or bad thing?? Just wondered as I don't cough up much either ??

[skischool]

What's next on your literary schedule Don,the paperback version of 101 things to do with Mucus,Don's sputum sorbets in 15 mins,Mucus monthly,the worlds your oyster(yuk) master po.........Love Ski's and scruffs xx

[Hidden in reply to skischool]

Hahaha love it 😂

[O2Trees in reply to skischool]

Sputum sorbet?? Now I fully realise how gross you are Ski's

[skischool in reply to O2Trees]

could have been worse my love fancy a mucus marshmallow? x

[O2Trees in reply to skischool]

YUM!!!

[Hidden]

I'm totally in awe at how you come up with these poems every day!! 😂

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Me too @chloe12, it has me worried!

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Hehehe you make me smile 😊😊😊😂😂😂 xx

[Katinka46]

Yuk, Don. And I thought my last post was bad enough. Gross....

K x

[Katinka46]

Maybe a started a trend in serious grossness?

[WheezyAnne]

I have read the poem and the witty and funny responses, and they all made me laugh and cringe. Never could think of anything to say myself. Keep 'em coming.

[Hidden in reply to WheezyAnne]

What you have said there, Anne, is enough for me. When people stop saying things like that I shall stop posting my silly rhymes.

[Annie31]

Gross!......but funny! 😂😂

[mas7656]

You are so good with word and funny Don-Rhymer☺

[Shirleyj]

Yukkkkkkk😜😜

[MoyB]

Hahaha! Nice one, Don! xx Moy