Last year at around this time, I wrote this rhyme just before going on a trip in my campervan. This year unfortunately, I'm not quite as good and have yet to make my first trip of the year. So I thought I would recycle my rhyme to encourage folk, including myself, to get out and about again now that the weather seems to be improving.
I’m a dedicated seaside man
Have been all my years.
The screeching of the seagulls,
Is like music to my ears.
I love the sea and beaches,
The colourful shops and piers.
The noisy Punch and Judy man.
The donkeys with big ears.
The gulls are under fire now,
For stealing from the guests.
Once they were much admired
They’re now regarded pests.
The sad fact is we took their fish
For humans to devour.
So now they try to take it back,
That’s called ‘seagull power’.