My leaking orifice.

I have a leaking orifice

Which doesn't sound too good.

Before you start to panic,

Let me tell you it's not blood.

It causes me embarrassment

When I go anywhere.

I always feel that everyone

Is turning round to stare.

It marks me out as ancient,

Well past my sell by date.

But I still feel quite young myself

So that's a thing I hate.

I do my best to hide it

Not an easy thing to do.

I mop it up as best I can

When I go to the loo.

Before you start to wonder,

Let me tell you with a grin.

The leakage that I'm on about

Is just dribbling down my chin.

(Where's me hankie.)

[sassy59]

Brilliant as ever Don. Xxxxx

[pegbl]

Had me wondering there lol 😂 Xxx

[Magpuss]

Phew.......wondered where you were leading us with that one.🤔😄

[Annie31]

I thought as reading " no, surely not", was so relieved!! Lol!

[Hidden]

Just a bit of fun, maybe not in the best of taste.🤭

[breatheeasy1]

It happens to us young'uns too you know! Very funny thanks 😁 xx

[Caspiana]

😂😂😂😂

[music]

hi don-rhymer

i hope i will be able to do some of the things you do in life has the years go by for me with this copd

Think your doing so well

would you mind sharing the secret with me please

best wishes

music

[Hidden in reply to music]

I hope you will too. I can assure you music if I knew that secret it would not be a secret for long

[helenlw7]

You’ve made my rather dull Sunday morning start with a smile!

[Hidden]

😁 😂 😂

[MisUse]

excellent

[Katinka46]

Scallywag... sailing close to the wind.

[Hidden in reply to Katinka46]

I've no idea what you mean.

[SquirrelsHolt]

Another classic!

[dak1507]

I thought it might be your nose! Mine is a confounded nuisance at times.

[Hidden in reply to dak1507]

Well blow me!! 👃👀

[Shirleyj]

Ha ha ha 😁😁😁x

[kate1978]

So funny 😊