I didn't write this poem. Couldn't be bothered. Found it on the net.
Can’tbebothereditis:
A really distressing disease.
The docs are quite sure that they won’t find a cure
For such tragic conditions as these.
Can’tbebothereditis:
The symptoms are plain as can be.
You spend all your days in a strange sort of haze
Watching endless repeats on TV.
Can’tbebothereditis:
It seems that I’m now feeling worse.
So try as I might that is all I can write,
No, I’m not going to finish this.
Ellie Woollard