Dear Father Christmas
I've been a very good dog.
Though looking after Don at times,
Has been something of a slog.
He's always going shooting off
In our campervan.
Half the time, I must admit
I don't know where I am.
I'm not about to ask for much
I'm well provided for,
But he forgets to let me out to pee
So I'd like a cat flap for the door. Midge x