A few groaners

[Lindy-loo1949]

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!

When you are in love,

Wonders happen.

But once you get married,

You Wonder, what happened.

Philosophy of marriage:

At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD...

Later, somehow don't know why….

alphabets get reversed..

A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.

She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.

The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes:

- I want my husband to have eyes only for me

- I want to be the only one in his life

- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes."

The Genie turned THE LADY into a IPhone

[breatheeasy1]

😂😂😂 Thank you! 😂😂😂

[Lindy-loo1949 in reply to breatheeasy1]

You are welcome xx

[2greys]

Nothing like a good laugh at 6 am

[Hidden]

Haha..

[Lindy-loo1949 in reply to Hidden]

Oi !

[Lindy-loo1949]

It will be! Think positive my dear xx

[skischool]

good morning sleeping Lindy.thanks for the chuckle time................skis and scruff xx

[undine]

thank you xx

[skischool]

hospital visit today to see hernie consultant,speaks later xxxskis and scruffinetta .