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A few groaners

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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!

When you are in love,

Wonders happen.

But once you get married,

You Wonder, what happened.

Philosophy of marriage:

At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD...

Later, somehow don't know why….

alphabets get reversed..

A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.

She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.

The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes:

- I want my husband to have eyes only for me

- I want to be the only one in his life

- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes."

The Genie turned THE LADY into a IPhone

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😂😂😂 Thank you! 😂😂😂

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You are welcome xx

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2greys

Nothing like a good laugh at 6 am :D :D :D

Haha..

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Oi !

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Lindy-loo1949

It will be! Think positive my dear xx

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skischool

good morning sleeping Lindy.thanks for the chuckle time................skis and scruff xx

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undine

thank you xx

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skischool

hospital visit today to see hernie consultant,speaks later xxxskis and scruffinetta .

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