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There's a saying about marbles,

And how many you have lost.

I wonder what you start with,

And what each job might cost.

I've bought some wireless telephones

They're not wireless for a start,

Who ever called them that name

Wasn't all that smart.

There are three separate handsets

To save my ancient legs.

Perhaps they don't get on too well

No matter how one begs.

I've read all the instructions

Some writ in double Dutch

There's lots of information

About what to press and such.

Which brings me back to marbles,

And what I need to know.

How many do we start with

Cos I think I'm running low. :-o

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Know the feeling....

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It didn't show. πŸ˜‰ x

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