I apologise for my continual moaning about my health and my visits to the doctors.
This visit was an utter necessity as I was suffering with some severe embarassing discomfort.
You do not have to feel pity or sorry for me.I just want to explain things to you calmly so that you can understand my feelings
I went to the Doctor and embarassingly told him I had a problem with my bum and would he please take a look
My Doctor who is very understanding asked me to drop pants so he could take a look.
''Incredible he says,there is a twenty pound note lodged up here'',
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of my bum and then a ten pound note appears.
'' What do you want me to do?''
''Well for goodness sake .please take it out I shrieked''You can understand now the pain I was in.
My Doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears and another and another and another etc.
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear much to my relief.
''Ohh thank you Doctor'' I said'' that's better.''
''Just out of interest Doctor ,how much was there in there then?.''
The Doctor counts the pile of money and says
''£1,990 exactly.''
''Oh that's right'' I said
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'' I knew I wasn't feeling two grand today
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Richard Cornish
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP
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