Hearing Aids.

Thank goodness for my hearing aids,

How wonderful they are.

They let me know what’s going on,

Whether near or far.

They have three separate settings

For the places I might be.

One is just a general one

To hear what you can see.

Two is more specific

Useful in the pub.

You hear what someone says to you,

But cuts out all the hub.

Three is for the system

Which they call the loop

They have that in some concert halls

When you hear your favourite group.

Sometimes my favourite setting

Especially when I cough,

Is the button on the bottom.

Which switch the darn things off!

[Katinka46]

Great. And all on the Blessed NHS.

[casper99]

Brilliant xx

[SquirrelsHolt]

Pardon????

Only joking- you've still got that wit 2greys !!!!

[2greys in reply to SquirrelsHolt]

I'm still hear......or here.....but not there

[Ccupcakes]

😂😂😂😂

[Time_2_drink]

A very useful tool Don the last setting

[MoyB]

Brilliant, Don! Best one yet. xMoy

[Magpuss]

😅😅😅😅 - brilliant!

[twopars12]

Great for switching off to have if you don't want to hear the wife rabbit on and on and on about shopping and stuff. I might have to get one.