Google is your friend they say
What a load of rot.
Getting hooked on Googling
Is worse than smoking pot.
You have a little ache or pain
What does Google say?
That is very serious
You're a very bad way.
This pain I have in my left foot
Is not a thing to scoff
That's right says Mr Google
You'll have to have it off.
You hobble to the nearest chair
Taking off your boot.
A stone drops out onto the floor
Blimey what a hoot.
So if you're feeling out of sorts
Don't Google for a cure.
Go and see your doctor
Better to be sure.