It has come upon my notice
That pet human owning cats,
Have been taking much advantage
Of their pets being slightly bats.
It's long been very clear to all
That normal folk have dogs.
So we should be more careful,
Of those in the care of mogs.
Answer when they want you.
When you hear them call your name.
Treat them as your equal,
Instead of with disdain.
Wag your tail to show you're pleased,
Instead of really cross.
They long since have accepted
That you are there as boss.