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Advice from Boss Cat.

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It has come upon my notice

That pet human owning cats,

Have been taking much advantage

Of their pets being slightly bats.

It's long been very clear to all

That normal folk have dogs.

So we should be more careful,

Of those in the care of mogs.

Answer when they want you.

When you hear them call your name.

Treat them as your equal,

Instead of with disdain.

Wag your tail to show you're pleased,

Instead of really cross.

They long since have accepted

That you are there as boss.

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CELAT06

Brilliant, as usual, I'm going to show my niece, who is cat mad, if you don't mind.

in reply toCELAT06

If you do stand well back. :-o

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CELAT06 in reply to

Will do, ha ha.

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Katinka46

Anyone in mind? Hmmmm....

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lizzyw

I think most dogs like to please their humans but cats usually please themselves 😊My cat Morag is watching me write this , thankfully she can’t read .

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skischool

Scruffinska.friend of Katinka-Binska is not best pleased and has asked Mr Putinska head of the GRU, purveyors of long lasting perfumes to look at your case very closely dear Don,be aware the Midgeinska may not be as innocent and loyal as you currently presume.

Warning from plain old Ski's xx

in reply toskischool

I’m impurrvious of your threats! 🤣

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skischool in reply to

Purrfect reply i expected nothing less. :)

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sassy59

What’s that! Beautiful, incredible,

That’s us, cats!

We have our owners wrapped round our claws

Whiskers twitching, washing paws,

We will sit on laps purring, be good as gold,

Just humans please don’t be too bold,

No dogs allowed, sorry? No!

Even if well behaved they have got to go. Meow!!!!!

Only joking Don as I do like dogs too but more of a cat person. Purr.... xxxx 😽🐶🐰🐯🐸🙊🐨🐹🐷🐮🐻🐱🐵🦁🦊

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skischool in reply tosassy59

Beware the emoji attack from Carole :) xx

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sassy59 in reply toskischool

Proving I love all animals skis. Xxx 👍😀😘💋😍💕😊

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skischool in reply tosassy59

And they all love you including your biggest fan Scruffinska :) xx

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sassy59 in reply toskischool

Ah, thank you skis and Scruffy. Xxx 😘😘😘

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HungryHufflepuff in reply tosassy59

Well you know what they say, dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Being owned by two cats I'm kept busy tending to their wants and waiting on them. 🍱🍲🥗🥘

Spot on Don..beware of cat owners,sleep with one eye open 😦..now here we go 😂😂

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Izb1

Another good one Don, although dare I say I am not a cat person x

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chubby2x22

Very worth printing that one Don. But sorry I'll stay close to my Labrador he loves cats,but I've always been wary.jane🐶

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MoyB

The saying goes, 'Dogs have owners - cats have staff!' Good poem, Don! xx Moy

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Shirleyj

🐶🐶🐶xxx

Yes I know one of those I’m sending the poem to Bea, Aria’s human slave 😃

Thank you Don 😊

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Hacienda

Takes me Back to Spain. My First cat "Ponche" was as Big as a small Red Lion and Growled, he had to go out on a Lead. "Cleo" was a Beautiful Girl and Talked to all my International Neighbours, they all said she could reply to them in their Language, I agreed as long as She made them Happy. I do miss a Cat owning me, Maybe one Day one will call in and Lay Claim. Thank You Don , again making a Smile. Love n Hugs XXX

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ScouseTaffy

Hi Mr Rhymer, I love that picture and am envious of anyone who is lucky enough to be owned by a feline. I developed an allergy to my kittens after having been owned for many years by a long succession of loving, cuddly & often a little eccentric cats. Please keep up the rhyming it is uplifting x

in reply toScouseTaffy

It’s a good picture that isn’t it. I feel a bit guilty pinching images from the internet to illustrate my rhymes, often they are far better the the rhyme. 🙄

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DaisyEric

I love it! Have forwarded the advice to all cats I know :)

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