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Sitting in the waiting room

Waiting for the call

There's lots of others waiting here

That don't look well at all.

I'm feeling a bit better now

And not as bad as him.

He looks like he's not long to go

Before ending in the bin.

You mustn't make eye contact

It's not the thing to do.

Books and magazines have gone

That's the elf an safety crew.

At last the 'next one' buzzer goes

And I hobble to the door.

I'm off the see the doctor

I've forgotten now what for! :-o

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Katinka46

Fertile brain indeed. Love it. Our GPS have let us have the magazines back now.

Kx

in reply toKatinka46

I'll be getting classed as spam soon, so I'll give it a rest. ;-)

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Katinka46 in reply to

No! We need you! If PastMeBest and velvet55 can get away with their scallywag shenigans there's no way you will be censored.

Keep it up!

Kx

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mrsmummy in reply toKatinka46

DonR is referring to the number of posts, not their content.

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Katinka46 in reply tomrsmummy

Errr.... I'm sure could/should look it up in the rules and guidelines but what is the limit?

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mrsmummy in reply toKatinka46

There isn't one. But HU have a system in place which flags up new members who are posting frequently across more than one forum. This is because anyone posting spam would behave in just this way. One of our members recently fell foul of the rule and had his account suspended by HU.

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Katinka46 in reply tomrsmummy

Thank you. I am profoundly law-abiding (!) and would hate to fall foul of anything here. Value it far too much and get soooooo much from the forum.

K x

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velvet55 in reply tomrsmummy

So Mrsmummy

no rule about how many post people can put on, so hopefully ...

Hidden makes the flag fly l hope he will have his very funny post looked at by HU, because if they class his Bard like turn of phrase, or Pam Ayres poetic wit as Spam, and suspend his account, it would be ridiculous state of affairs.

His post have made many of us laugh on here....😂

X😂

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mrsmummy in reply tovelvet55

No velvet, there is no set figure. Just safeguards in place to deter spammers.

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velvet55 in reply tomrsmummy

Thank you Mrsmummy.

💨👟

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pollyjj

Love it Don

take care

polly xx

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Lyd12

Clever, funny, true! We have all been there, more often than we like.

What's the use of worrying, it never was worth while

So, pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile!

Ha,ha, the old lady is rambling again!

ROFL.........................

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rubyred777

Love it Don! 😁😁😁😁

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piggi

Ha ha ha - very good! X piggi x no

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Magpuss

I've got an appointment on Monday and with that running through my mind I shall be sitting there smiling while waiting my turn.......and no-one will know why😁😁😁😁😁. Brilliant!

in reply toMagpuss

Excellent, that's what I love to hear :-)

Most situations have a funny side to them and if you can only see that it helps to dispel fear and apprehension.

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casper99

Hahaha, that was brilliant Don, made me laugh and I don't do enough of that lately xx

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undine

lovely thank you xx

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