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Due to a change of pills, radio therapy and a million other things, I have had a problem for a few months which has never happened to me before.....Constipation......Been going to the GP for a while, tried pills, natural stuff and as I told him, those suppositories, I might as well have shoved them up my bum for all the good they did. Back again today...He asked me if I had ever heard the term "feacel compaction"?

I said "Oh yes, brilliant film. I think Glen close was in it"....he said "Next".

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Oh that's funny.

hi there the best thing for constipation is Macrogel compound oral powder sugar free and it helps with constipation try it you will be surprised take care Alan

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Thanks Al but at the moment I don't need any thing to help give me constipation, it's the eviction I need. "Better an empty house than a bad lodger".

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hi brain that's what these do the help you to go to the toilet and not given you constipation i take that mush in codine if i didn't take these in a morning and at night i could build a wall that's how bad i am but by taking these the rear end isn't as sore or bleeding, trying to part with a baby if you know what i mean by taking these it helps take care Alan

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stone-UK

Hi

Pull the (chain) other one.

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CornishBrian in reply tostone-UK

Please don't poo poo my posts.

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O2Trees in reply toCornishBrian

Haha hilarious :D

My mum would say to us kids if any of us was constipated " would you like me to come and squeeze your head for ya " haha try that cornishbrian

XxSally

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CornishBrian

I've tried that but just got a head ache. My little grand son, after watching a wild life documentary, always says "I'm pushing a goat out...."

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rubyred777

I just read to try prunes, apples or apricots. Also sprinkle flaxseed on cereal. Another idea is sugarless gum.

Seems everyone is joking. Guess I didn't get it. Hahaha

Rubyxx 😊

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Suzy6

I sympathise, chemo has that affect on me.

I found pear and pineapple juice worked for me.

Two pears

Quarter pineapple juiced.

Plus eating chocolate.

All the pills drinks etc hospital gave me didn't work.

Suzy

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Magpuss in reply toSuzy6

Like the sound of that! 'Specially the choccy!

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O2Trees

Probably an unnecessary reminder, but hope you are drinking enough water Brian. :)

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CornishBrian in reply toO2Trees

4 litres a day, every day. Stops me getting gung on my chest. Before that, I could cough up enough gung to wall paper a three bedroom detached house.

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O2Trees in reply toCornishBrian

Hahaha :)

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CornishBrian

I think I've stumbled across a cure......let my missus drive on the motorway. She said " Can you smell poo?" I said "Smell it, I'm sat in it."

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grannyjan

Isn't it so good we still have a sense of humour, that made me laugh out loud :-)

jan x

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Ergendl

Try porridge oats and oat bran too - lots of soluble fibre which is kinder to the system than wheat bran and doesn't strip out the calcium as much.

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CornishBrian

Porridge oats/ Porridge oats? I didn't fight and claw myself to the top of the food chain to eat porridge oats........I'm ok now. All is back in order......back to opening my bowels at 7am sharp every morning. Not to self: Change the time of the alarm clock or else you will have to change the sheets, again....

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onamission

Very funny subject I have morphine patches and they have the same effect I have to go without the patch for a few days

Holland and Barrett do aloe vera tablets, its stool softener! Worth a try! Drink plenty of water and foliage,sweet corn is a poo pusher! Happy toilet times!

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