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Grandfathers don't always get it right!

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Hunter was four years old and was staying

with his grandfather for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids,

when he came into the house

and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called

when two people sleep in the same

bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

His Grandpa was a little taken aback,

but he decided to tell him the truth.

'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.’

‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went

Back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse.

It's called Bunk Beds , and Jimmy’s mum wants to talk to you.!

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Sheilab123

Lol like it Nikkers! xx

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sassy59

Love it Nikkers! Hope you are keeping well. xxxx

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Nikkers in reply tosassy59

Not too bad Sassy, but wish we were going into Spring instead of Winter. XX :-D

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sassy59 in reply toNikkers

Oh me too as cannot stand the cold. Not too bad at the moment though. Take care xxxxx

So funny Nikkers. x

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Toci

Funny! :)

Obviously the truth is not always the best policy , love it 😂😂😂😂 xx Sonia xx

Liked that!

Brilliant Nikkers. :D x

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Jessy11

Great one there, loved it! 😂😂

Husband and I liked it after Aberdeen's Jokes (which we like!!??) We were caught out by the clean ending. Kaye

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Nikkers in reply to

As if I'd put anything with a "rude" ending Kaye ! Lol. :-D

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Mooskie

Hahah.....good one!

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hufferpuffer

Loved it Nikkers! 😁 xxx

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Lyd12

that was funny. Reminds me of when I was a child. heard these older girls sharing a joke and ran inside to tell Mum. Mum, whats the difference between a flower, a lemon and a lady? what is the difference then? Well a flower's plucked, a lemon's sucked and a lady's ....... I didn't get any further, couldn't understand why!!

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Nikkers

Naughty girl Lyd....are you still wondering what they meant? lol :-D

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Azure_Sky

Love it...lol!

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rubyred777

Sooo funny! Loved it. Lol

Cute photo too!

😁😁 xx

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mmzetor

ha ha very good

HaHa,good one! xxx

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emmo

Great!

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undine

very good thank you xx

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