Last night he'd been outside while the dogs had their last wee for the night when he came in looking puzzled...took the binoculars out...came back in and said 'There's something funny in the sky'...I'd just reached the part when Daniel had his tongue down Alex's throat actually...he'd been lusting after her for ages, so I said...'Funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?'
'Lights' he said...'red and green'...it'll be an aeroplane' I said and tried not to grind my teeth...'But the lights aren't moving'...'then it's not a 'plane'...'could you come and see?'
By now Daniel was shedding his clothes and admiring Alex's shapely wotsits and I did not want to stand outside trying to decipher what two lights in the sky were...but I did...sighing heavily and making a song and dance about the oxygen...
Looked at the red and green lights...'that's the mast at the back of Kelly's shop'...'Oh, of course it is' says Himself...by the time he'd called the dogs in and locked the doors I was snuggled down with my Kindle again...'Is there a mast behind Kelly's ? ' Himself asked...
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That really made me laugh out loud.I made the dog jump.Vashti himself is very like my hubby.Thank all who emailed me.I will report it if it happens again.Thank you all for your support.Lovrly day here so going ouside with my kindle for an hour or so.Vashti I think kindles are a wonderful invention.Hubby will only read real books as he calls them :-))Be well all and have a good day. love mags xx
my hubby would say 'really, how do you know that' and I would reply 'I saw it' and then he would say 'are you sure' at this point some very rude words would spring to mind, so I keep my mouth shut and he will think I'm having him on.
ROFL he sounds like my husband, His Lordship. A friend bought him the title a while back.
Have you read the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy? I have, on my kindle. When I was sitting in a crowded hospital waiting room, a while back, I saw women reading the first book.
What made me laugh, was the way they held their copies up proudly, so people could see what they were reading!
Do you talk in your sleep, after reading an erotic novel?
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