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so I better get to the shops soon. Here's a joke for the day -

At a church gathering a priest stacks a pile of apples at one end of a table with a sign saying, 'Take only one apple please - God is watching'. On the other end of the table is a pile of cookies. Little Johnny places a sign by it saying, 'Take all the cookies you want - God's watching the fruit'.

Iris x

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Sokrackers

Thanks for the giggle Iris

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Lyd12 in reply toSokrackers

You're welcome Sokrackers. Never did get to the shops, cold and wet here in Herts this morning. We all need some nice warm weather to help our conditions. My lovely husband has done the hoovering this morning, I.'ve done some tidying up but my heart's not in it! Hope you are well. Love Iris x

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Sokrackers in reply toLyd12

Well you are a few steps ahead of me.

I don't think I will bother today. I get sick of cleaning and tidying only to sit down to notice it doesn't look any different.

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Sheilab123

Excellent! Hope you did'nt get wet Lyd, its about to pour down here. hope its ok later planning on going out! xx

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Sheilab123 in reply toSheilab123

Whoops missed you saying you did'nt make it out. Can i borrow your husband please? xx

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helingmic

Human children are good at logic! Hahaha!

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