With the launch of the new Thunderbirds film, I thought this would be a good time to re-erect an old joke. Apologies to those who've heard it before.............................
Lady Penelope called her Butler, Parker, to her bedroom!
Penelope: Now Parker, I'd like you to take off my dress.
Parker: Yus, me Lady!
Penelope: Now Parker, I'd like you to take off my slip.
Parker: Yus, me Lady!
Penelope: Now Parker, please take off my bra and panties!
Parker: Yus, me Lady!
Penelope:.................And don't let me catch you wearing them again!!