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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink of water. The bar tender then pulls out a gun, points it at the man.

The man then thanks the bar tender with much gratitude and walks out!

Why?

Answers on a post card please (only klidding.) lol

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I wish it was possible to type delayed posts here like on Twitter. I shan't spoil it for the rest.

The thing the water comes out of is called a gun? x

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No, he never gave him any water, he just pulled a gun on him! Try again? Lol

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Sohara

I saw this earlier...didn't know the answer...just came back in, in the hope that somebody would have got it...but NO

So still waiting .............

You are keeping us in suspenders Nikkers :) :)

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Nikkers in reply to Sohara

OK ! What it was - the man who went into the bar and asked for a drink of water, because he had the hiccoughs. The bar tender pulled the gun on him to give him a fright to cure the hiccoughs - which worked. So the man gratefully thanked him and walked out!

You can stop thinking about it now! lol

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Sohara

Doh ,!!!

Brilliant & now I can sleep tonight

Good one Nikkers. Thanks

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And he did not ask where the dry cleaners were? I would of at that point ;)

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Nikkers

Me too. Lol

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