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Woke up in hospital

A battered-up young man awoke in hospital with little recollection as to how he got there.

He explained how he was in a pub, a bit worse for wear, and saw two somewhat large ladies at the bar, talking in strong accents.

"Are you two ladies from Scotland?" he asked.

"It's Wales you twat" came the reply.

So he said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"... and that's the last thing he could remember!!!!

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mahunamoon

lol good one x

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cofdrop-UK

he he love that one :-)

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appyalison

Hahaha, hehehe :-) :-) Alison

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longlungs

Haha oh dear ! made me smile thanks.:) Janexx

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undine

LOL very good thank you x

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nanaber

that made me laugh

It's a cracker. LOL Berwick

Very chuckleistic-enjoyed Joyce

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junespoon

Thanks.Liked,

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ptliverpool

You shouldn't make me laugh so much,it makes me cough. Good one though :)

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Mavary

Very good glesgajohn!

Lol.

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TrishD

LOL

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helingmic

Phew!

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mattcass

Brill nice one john, a true one for you at my work, A car pulled up at my security barrier with two Irish girls in it and one said i think were lost i replied you sure are your in Scotland,Hee-Hee Matt

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