A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says,
"You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."
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Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."
Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage, carrots and mayonnaise makes for a great salad."
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!
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There were two goldfish in a tank. One turned to the other and said,
"You man the guns and I will drive"
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A very very short man was robbed. The robber was eventually found and questioned by police. They were stunned he could stoop so low.
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A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.
The Police have nothing to go on.
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A kid was in the hospital because he ate six plastic horses. The doctors have described his condition as stable.
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A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.
if i can remember this without mucking it up :) :)
the old ones are the best lol:) :)
A few titters.....KOTC
Father's Day Special Laughter
