Bigger.: There once was a blind man who... - Lung Conditions C...

Lung Conditions Community Forum

56,239 members66,864 posts

Bigger.

2greys profile image
16 Replies

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit the hotel bar. Upon arriving to the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied "Everything is big in Texas."

A little later the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped and entered the third door. This door lead to the swimming pool and he fell in by accident.

Scared to death, he started shouting "Don't flush, don't flush!"

Written by
2greys profile image
2greys
To view profiles and participate in discussions please or .
16 Replies
Snackjack profile image
Snackjack

That made me laugh, really funny. Thank you.

CDPO16 profile image
CDPO16

😂 very funny but it's getting hard work reading your stories as laughing makes me seriously short of puff now.

2greys profile image
2greys in reply toCDPO16

Perhaps just grin and bare it :)

CDPO16 profile image
CDPO16 in reply to2greys

Sometimes a grin just isn't enough xx

Gladwyn profile image
Gladwyn

😂😂😂😂

Fircone profile image
Fircone

😂😂😂😂😂😂

madonbrew profile image
madonbrew

😂😂😂

pegbl profile image
pegbl

😂😂😂😂😂 👍

corriena profile image
corriena

😂🤣😆

mylungshateme profile image
mylungshateme

😂🤣😂🤣

Margaret_craft profile image
Margaret_craft

😂😂😂😂

I love your jokes 😂😂😂

Shirleyj profile image
Shirleyj

Loving your jokes x😂😂😂

Jaybird19 profile image
Jaybird19

Another gem😅😅😅

winnabago profile image
winnabago

Very funny.

Nicholatracy profile image
Nicholatracy

Thank you, had a good laugh. 🐞

Not what you're looking for?

You may also like...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE SQUEEZER

.............The Squeezer The local bar was so sure that it's bartender was the strongest man...

ALL GIRL BIKER BAR

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar...

Gifted Hamster.....................Hee HEE......Cuppa, feet up relax for ten minutes

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Gifted Hamster A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink....

Laughter is the best Medicine..Try some of this.

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the...
dantredan profile image

Time to try out a few short ones.

A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get...
2greys profile image

Moderation team

See all
AsthmaandLung profile image
AsthmaandLungAdministrator
Claire_ALUK profile image
Claire_ALUKAdministrator
moderator_AandLUK profile image
moderator_AandLUKAdministrator

Content on HealthUnlocked does not replace the relationship between you and doctors or other healthcare professionals nor the advice you receive from them.

Never delay seeking advice or dialling emergency services because of something that you have read on HealthUnlocked.