Gentle Thoughts for Today
Birds of a feather flock together...
and then crap on your freshly cleaned car.
A penny saved is a Government oversight.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL'
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about ageing is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
And Finally :-
Decisions to dilemmas change with age
After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at "Hooter's
to see some friends and have some hot Wings and drinks.
After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me
which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators."
I'm old, tired, and pee a lot.
Fears for the future 
Old is When.......................
