The Pastors Ass.

[eightyplus]

The Pastors Ass.

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The

pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it

in the race again, and it won again. The local paper

read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset

with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor

not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day,

the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S

ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the

pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to

give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper,

hearing of the news, posted the following headline the

next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of

the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next

day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too

much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back

the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run

wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER

ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about

public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . .

even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a

lot happier and live longer.

[megannell]

"Hahaha Sooooo Funny;)"

[Hidden]

Lovely coughalot x

[Tracey40]

Great morale

[emmo]

So funny.....and so true.

[qbjb]

Brilliant - thanks for this at a particularly bad time in my life.

[cornishlady]

Love it ! made me laugh and made my day X Thank you xxx

[phillips1]

Nice one Eighty, I loved it.

Bobby

[Dragonmum]

Had to share this, hope you don't mind, hilarious!!!

[Dragonmum]

So hilarious - had to share it!

[undine]

lol very good thank you xxx

[Hidden]

I sure am enjoying my life reading story's like this never laughed so much and yes laughter is the best medicine even if it leaves you breathless a wee bit thank you thank you and thank you

[Hidden]

Very good thanks for that Malk.

[helingmic]

Tonight Fri 24 October, there's a programme on ITV about, Is Britain happy. The joke was appropriate!

[jimmyw123]

ha ha you've a great sense of humour alan,, love the jokes,,jimmy

[bubbles37]

thanks for the best laugh iv'e had in ages tcx

[Plumbob]

Too much ass-ing about Ha Ha