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,,,,,The Pastor, The Vicar and The Atheist'

One day, Vicar, a Pastor and an Atheist go on a fishing trip together. They are in the boat and the Pastor says, ''Oh! No! I left the paddles on the shore!'' So he proceeds to get out of the boat and walks on the water to the shore to get them. Once he had gotten back into the boat the Vicar says ''Oh! No! I left the bait on the shore too!'' And like the Pastor the Vicar exits the boat and walks on the water to get the bait. When the Vicar climbs back into the boat and the Atheist yells ''Well if you guys can do it so can I !!!'' and proceeds to climb out of the boat, but he falls into the water. At this point the Pastor says, ''Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are.''

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Toci

I'm drowning in your humour Your Majesty!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toToci

I will tell you where the stepping stones are,oneday

Sneaky .........

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A little Yep

ha hahaha - like that one. :D :D

anna xxx

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What you might call 'A good line'

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No, they shouldn't have told him! Libby x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolibby7827

They baited him!

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scrobbitty

:D :D xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toscrobbitty

I baited you

Very good King :)

Bev x

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A little bit fishy

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appyalison

Brilliant Poseidon! :-) :-) :-) Alison

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toappyalison

Oh God of the Sea.!!!!

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appyalison in reply toKingoftheCocktails

Oh, I thought he was King of the sea. Sorry king :-) :-) Alison

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toappyalison

No need to apologise Alison. King/God much the same Hee HEE

Where was Neptune?? xx

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Sunbathing

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That's like the guy who fell overboard from his yacht; a passing yacht comes to his rescue, but he says 'no thank you,the Lord will save me'. A lifeboat comes out to him - again, 'no thank you, the Lord will save me'; a helicopter comes out, the winchman comes down - 'no thank you, the Lord will save me'. The man drowns, when he gets to heaven he says 'Lord, why didn't you save me?' the Lord says, 'well, I gave you three chances, what more do you want !'

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toGidge

The god Lord is always there when needed

Nice one x'

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A fishy tale

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this is (((AHHA HAHA! )))

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