an elderly man [not me ha ha,,oh no no] is driving down the M1 when his mobile rings,
Answering it, he hears his wife on the other end..
"Albert" she says "please be careful when your driving back, i just heard on the radio that there,s a maniac on the M1 ,,,,,he,s driving the wrong way!!!"
"its not just one" albert says,,,,,,
theres blinken hundreds of em