Top ten list of put downs to men.

[eightyplus]

1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them.

2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote.

3. I always choose chocolate over men. ALWAYS

4. 51% love goddess...49% bitch. Care to push your luck?

5. My sexual preference is NO

6. My body is my temple, now get on your knees and pray.

7. It's not the size that counts, it's...no, wait, size does count.

8. Remember men, girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

9. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.

10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.

[Hidden]

I love these eightyplus, they are going straight on my FB page. xx

[huggs]

These are absolutely brilliant!! I am going to write them down and carry them in my bag and take them out now and again to memorise as there are a few I could use on some people! Can't wait to try some of them out. Thank you for these. hugs xxx

[Puffthemagicdragon]

All true I'm afraid to say !

[peege]

Hehe, no 9 is my favourite

[Hidden]

Oh dear what will the males be thinking? Ha Ha,loved them xxx

[Nikkers]

11. If a sleezy guy asks "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" say "Unfertilised , thank you!"

[needtobreathe]

How do I put this on my facebook page, does anyone know. Please.

[paulacatherine]

OMG that is hilarious. but true. x