In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was
wearing a tight leather skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough
slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more.
For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her
annoyance she could not raise her leg.
With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
Tuesday is smile day. :)
Morning smile
Thought I would share :)
Let me introduce you to my beautiful niece Caroline ...when you think you have problems just look at her smile lifts me daily xx
