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AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous Young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible..!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The Redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed..

Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a Redhead, are you..?

"Well, No" she said, "I'm actually a Blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken..

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nannyb

Morning, Love the joke made me smile xx

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mahunamoon

hhahahahahahahah ...................hahahahahahahahaha

Nice start to the day.

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dime

Brilliant joke !!! Still chuckling, funniest one for ages !

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mustcarryon

Fantastic, love it.

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Ratatouille

Wonder which colleague I'll give this to.....?

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KingoftheCocktails

Jokes about Blonde's mmmmm food for thought !

KOTC

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undine

very good - even I enjoyed it - and I'm a blonde.....xx

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Hollyhockhattie

I'm blonde myself and I found this really funny ( that's after I'd worked it out of course) :) x

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