Would someone like a giggle? It makes you feel better😊

[Lindy-loo1949]

Quick Jokes

(the corny kind...)

Mary walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the proprietor for help.

"I'd like a box of birdseed," said the lady.

"For which kind of bird?" he asked helpfully.

"Oh, I dunno," she replied. "Whichever will grow the fastest."

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A woman came to her doctor in a panic. "Doctor! All day long my daughter eats yeast and car wax, and won't get out of bed. What will happen to her?"

"Don't worry." said the Doctor, "Eventually, she will rise and shine!"

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"Doctor, what's the matter with me?"

"You're not eating properly."

[WheezyAnne]

Made me chuckle Thank you

[Lindy-loo1949 in reply to WheezyAnne]

Mission accomplished 😊

[madonbrew]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Europe

Europe who?

No,Europe oo

[Lindy-loo1949 in reply to madonbrew]

Ha ha love it!

[madonbrew]

Sorry that was my 7 year old nephew's joke! I thought it was well funny!

[Lindy-loo1949 in reply to madonbrew]

Oh well tell him we're joke stealers 😂

[madonbrew in reply to Lindy-loo1949]

I love the simple jokes...I can actually understand them...hahaha!!

[Lindy-loo1949]

Thanks 😉 laughters the best medicine

[madonbrew]

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam!

[BillBruce]

Thankyou

[undine]

very corny but very good thank you xx

[Lindy-loo1949 in reply to undine]

Yes really corny 😜

[deenyweeny]

Thanks. I got giggle.

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Why do elephants have big ears?

Noddy won't pay the ransom.