What am I doing up I suppose to be retired, someone should tell Bella Trix the lodger dog what the rules are in this house, I tried but she just laughs at me and say's come on Fred its rise and shine time. Pleased to say the builders have started to replace the walls down Kate's and the new floor is next once the pipes etc are done. Right down to the serious stuff.
When I was down to say goodbye to the Aunt it reminded me of when I was younger and single .
When ever I went to a Wedding the older ones would keep saying your next Fred, your next. But I found a way of getting my own back, when at a funeral I would say Your next, your next.
And then there was a Redhead,a Brunette and a fair haired lady lost in the desert, well they found a lamp and rubbed it. Out popped a genie and granted them one wish each. The redhead wished to be back home, poof ! she was back home. The brunette wished to be back home with her family, poof ! she was home as well. The fair haired lady said " Awwwww I am lonely I wish my friends were here."
Remember folks that Laughter is a tranquilizer without side effects.
Have a great day and thanks for being there.
xxxFred
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No you can not go back to bed sailor get that hammock stowed away and get on deck, or do I have to take you in hand? (sorry forgot where I was for a moment) lol. Have a good day my kracker any thing on the cards for today ? I am off to feed the cats and see the builder at 0830. Tomorrow I have to give some blood and let a nurse stick things all over my body, oh dear its only an ECG but I can dream. Love Fred xxx
Morning my lovely giggler, yes that's it Bella wants to go out for a run but she will be lucky as no way can I take her to far as the breath will not allow that at the moment, but I have a friend who does dog walking and I am paying him to take her 3 times a week for an hour plus run on the moors so she will be fine as she also like him and gets excited when she sees him.
Hope you are alright and getting sorted Lyn as time marches on but memories last for ever. Fred xxxx
Morning I am a lucky man two Sheila's in one morning, so pleased your smiling which means the sun will come out if we all smile hard enough.
Have a good day xxx Fred
It's pouring down here in Suffolk at the mo. My intention was to go out today, and smile! Been a bit fed up with it all lately, must snap out of it!! Hope you have a good day. Xx
Well Fred i snapped to it, lovely amble round on scooter until i misjudged the path and ended up upside down, complete with scooter. Think the only thing that really hurt was my pride!! Xx
Oh dear Sheila b51 what am I going to do with you, are we going to see you on "you been framed" as long as its only your pride that will mend easy enough. xxx
Hi there Iris I am a bit late coming back to you as been with the builders, glad you don't want to change me as I am to set in my ways, but yes I have a good imagination, but then I am ex Royal Navy submariner.
Good misty morn,no fog horns today,getting warmer to go out, I thought I was the only one that went to funerals and had the nerve to say" Your Next" after always nagging me to get a ball n chain(married) that is. Thought I'd get them back but it didn't go down to well No sence of humar!! I couldnt stop laughing but then I am naughty. It's the only way to be .nip down to see the sea later the Suns out!
Please you are just like me with a wicked sense of humour and I agree you got to laugh as its better than crying. Hope you went down to the sea for a paddle. xxx Fred
The sun is out here in Devon and its warming up. Please do not stop breathing we need you with us butter-fly . Now as for whether Bella is a good listener or not I can not comment on how a females mind works !
please send me some after Fred....it is not a good day in Carlisle, have had rain,and its very cold. Heating on full >>>>>>>> have a good day. sheilaxx
Oh dear huff that was short lived, fire on and a hotty what you need is a big cuddle one on its way by express, and here is a hug in the mean time. xxx Fred
Thanks huff we have a lovely sunny day here infact we have the doors wide open and the heating all switched off, but we are on standby for later when it turns.
XXX Fred hugs on its way
Morning smiler and how are you today? Apart from being busy bungalow sitting that is? I am glad they are making progress at your daughters home and hopefully she can move back soon. Have a good day Fred xx
High there sorry I am later in coming back to you, as you are right I am busy running up and down to Kate's , more to the point how are things with you, all coming together I hope and you are getting out and about. Keep smiling over there. Fred xxx
Well it is so nice here today that I took the dog up Walls Hill for ages, just sitting in the sunshine and chucking the ball for her. She loved it as well. x
Hi Fred, feeling tranquilised already. You seem to be doing well with Bella or should that be the other way round? Anyway, you have yourself a nice day. Sun is shining which makes me smile even more. love, Carole. xxxxxx
Hi Carole you are right Bella has trained me in just a few days, she has settled so well and is no bother really love. The sun does bring out the smiles in people long may it shine on. Be careful and behave yourself sassy59 going on a couple more. xxxxx
Good Morning Fred, The work at your daughters sounds very serious, taking walls down, was that due to the flood. Thank goodness she had insurance, Bella is having a lovely holiday. A misty start to the day here,usually promises a good day, Fingers crossed, Regards Bulpit
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