Beware gentlemen!---------------What women want.!!!!!!!

[KingoftheCocktails]

..............WHAT WOMEN WANT.............BEWARE GENTS

...........................Original list (age 22 )

1 Handsome

2 Charming

3 Financially successful

4 a caring listener

5 Witty

6 In good shape

7 Dresses with style

8 Appreciates finer things

9 Full of thoughtful surprises

10 An imaginative, romantic lover

...........................Revised List (age 32 )

1 Nice looking ( prefer hair on his head )

2 Opens car doors, holds chairs

3 Has enough money for a nice dinner4 Listens more than talks

5 Laughs at my jokes

6 Carries bags of groceries with ease

7 Owns at least one tie

8 Appreciates a good home cooked meal

9 Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10 Seeks romance at least once a week

.........................Revised list ( age 42 )

1 Not to ugly ( bald head OK )

2 Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3 Works steady--splurges on dinner out occasionally

4 Nods head when I'm talking

5 Usually remembers punch line of jokes

6 Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7 Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8 Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9 Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10 Shaves most weekends

.........................Revised list (age 52 )

1 Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2 Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3 Doesn't borrow money too often

4 Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm arguing

5 Doesn't re-tell the same joke to many times

6 Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends

7 Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

9 Remembers my name on occasions

10 Shaves some weekends

.........................Revised list (aged 62 )

1 Doesn't scare small children

2 Remembers where bathroom is

3 Doesn't require too much money for upkeep

4 Only snores slightly when asleep

5 Remembers why he's laughing

6 Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7 Usually wears clothes

8 Likes soft foods

9 Remembers where he left his teeth

10 Remembers that it's the weekend

............................Revised list ( age 72 )

1 Breathing

2 Doesn't miss the toilet

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

What we all need is Breathe Easy

Joining details from BLF Helpline 03000 030 555 Mon - Fri 9am 5pm

[hufferpuffer]

Doesn't miss the toilet... most important! XXX

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

Miss the toilet = more ear ache hufferpuffer

[Hidden]

If they get to the loo in time!! Thanks King.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Time is not always on my side annieseed

[Hidden in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

"Social (in)conveniences are a nuisance or lack of them. I am sure you get my meaning

So where's the b----y loo!.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I have often said that annieseed

[appyalison]

Still breathing! Alison

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to appyalison]

Me? Just Alison

[nanaber]

Very true why is the truth so amusing King

[letys]

remembers to switch his hearing aid on so that he can hear me telling him where his, teeth, glasses, socks etc are. That's if I can remember where I put them. Who said growing old was fun

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to letys]

Growing old is fun, it gives youngsters something to laugh at ketys

[meike]

You are my daily tonic keep it up x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to meike]

Repeat prescription tonic daily meike

[meike in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Repeat prescription sounds good to me x

[mahunamoon]

great so true,........... made me laugh thanks a lot lol lol lol

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to mahunamoon]

I agree with you mahunamoon

[mahunamoon]

oh yes thats another one always agree with the lady whatever her age,.. lol thanks for that answer ,KingoftheCocktails lol

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to mahunamoon]

Agree ,agree, agree. That's about the best way. Ouch dear!, I've agreed and written what you said

[mahunamoon]

thats the way to do it, thats the way to do it hahahahahahahahh