.............................I'm just thinking about nothing
WHAT DEEP THINKERS WE MEN ARE
I am sat here looking out the window at the garden with a nice cup of tea.
Not a very good day but the warming cup of tea facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife came into the room and asked me what I was doing and I said
''nothing''.
The reason I said that instead of saying ''just thinking''
is because she would have said ''about what?''
At that point I have to explain that I am a deep thinker about various topics
which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that that giving birth is way more painful
than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well ,after another cuppa, and some deductive thinking,
I think I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
''It might be nice to have another child.''
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,
''You know, I would like another kick in the nuts.''
I rest my case. Time for another cuppa.
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Ah Ah don't even think about it girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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