I forgot to tell all you Healthunlockders about my night out

[KingoftheCocktails]

I took the wife to a disco

There's a guy on the dance floor giving it his all-JIVING,BOPING ,TWISTING,ROCKING the works

The wife turned to me and says ''See that guy? 50years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down''.

''Looks like he's still celebrating !!!!'' I said

Richard Cornish

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

Celebrate at your local Breathe Easy Group.Details BLF

[libby7827]

Sounds like something my ex would have said to me! Funny, thanks!

[pollyjj]

Made me giggle

[jandan]

LMAO xx

[toonamp]

That gave me a chuckle

[Hidden]

Good way to start my day (am here in oz ) xx

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Keep them coming !

[Bastet]

Ohh, I would've given you a slap... He he...

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Bastet]

I will be out of hospital soon,the slap wasn't too hard

[george68]

lol

[libbygood]

Mr Devonish - Do you make these funnies up ?

Lib x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to libbygood]

I improvise

Mr Cornish from Devon originally

[thatcham1939]

now i will tell you what happened on my birthday, my eldest son has a daughter aged 9, out of the blue she said to her parents, jenny showed me her vagina today, hugh and angie thought they would have to be careful, it turned out jenny showed my grandaughter her tummy button, so i do hope you will have a laugh as we all did

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939]

Kids can be so funny when meaning well

Richard

[thatcham1939 in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

my grandauters parent coulnt believe there ears, but kids can be very funny