Ok what secrets do you have in your cupboard.

[Is4bell4]

Like when I did the egg and spoon race with the egg Blu Tacked to the spoon.

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I don't drink coffee, but offered a work colleague one, she said 'yes' and thanks, So I grabbed the Coffee from the cupboard, added the milk etc.

The she very politely said to me is the milk off?

No I told her . . it was FRESH

She was so polite, and then asked me if I would mind if she tipped it in the sink and made

another. "No" I said. Then when she reached in the cupboard I realised I had used gravy granules instead of coffee . . the rest is a party story, giggled like a teenager, and still do on

looking back.

[Is4bell4]

oops my (sp) needs attention.

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lol .. that funny, but I have nothing so funny in my cupboards, although my tent on my holidays at festivals holds a different story.... lol xx (lots of kids and a potty !) probably not a story for the public lol and lol again xx

[Is4bell4]

When I worked as a drafts person, my boss was a miserable so and so,

he came over to the cabinets that held the drawings, one by one he went

thro' them trying to find the one he required, bang, each draw another bang,

then he found the drawing he needed, still in a mood slammed the draw

closed, not realising his tie was trapped in it. Nearly strangled himself.

I had to depart from the office, to giggle in the loo.

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Lots of things out of date in my cupboards.... ;d

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Meant to be

[Is4bell4]

lol I don't drink coffee and the gravy granules in a jar looked just the same!

Then on another occasion when working, the same colleague looked up and said

I think the bulb in the light is 'iffy' . . a few moments later we discovered she was sat with

her head against the light switch, and every time she looked up her head was on the wall switch and the lights flickered. lol

Never let her forget during the works Christmas Party Jokes.

xx Ros xx

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Well I made a very fancy cake,hoping to impress the new inlaws,shame I used salt instead of sugar! Lol. xxx

[caroleoctober]

I have a row of pots in my kitchen containing coffee, whitener etc. my daughter-in-law made me a coffee and when she gave it to me, it looked curdled. She tasted it and said it was vile so I went to see what she had used. Dried yeast, so now the pots are labelled and we still laugh about it. Keep smiling

Carole x

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Hate to think about the goings on in my cupboard on the top shelf! Totally out of my reach - I have lost 3" in height. Old age is a bind. Love anniseed.

[silkx]

Gosh just had a look in mine.... think its time I had a sort out.

[hufferpuffer]

Haha that reminds me of the time my Mum started a job as cook in the Army barracks and made the custard with salt instead of sugar yuck! X

[phillips1]

Is4bell4

I think you had bettter ask Exblonde to move over and make room for you in the daft-as-a-brush corner.

Love from Bobby xxx

[Is4bell4]

lol @ daft as a brush.

x Ros x

[KingoftheCocktails]

Me ---MOTHER HUBARD

Richard

KOTC

[undine]

Mines not a cupboard story but the one silly(OK one of the few silly - oh OK one of the hundreds - OK thousands probably of silly) things I have done was once when my Mum had recently moved into a new house and I had just, that evening, moved into a new flat I had said I would telephone my Mum at a certain time. So I tried but it was engaged and I kept on trying on and off for nearly an hour. By then I was getting a bit worried as, even if she had been chatting on the phone, she had been expecting my phone call and I was sure she would have cut any conversation short and resumed it, if she wished, later after my call. So I decided to telephone the operator to see if they could tell me if there was conversation on the line or whether maybe there was a problem with the line itself. I phoned the operator explained my predicament, gave her Mum's number and waited. After a minute or so the operator came back to inform me that I had spent the last hour phoning myself! Did I feel stupid or what!!