Better change the subject, me plums r to old, i cried at the woof woof, died laughing and stuffed myself with a big porker, so what's next
i know,
me lungs are knackered
the swinging bricks broke
but i don't care
I'd rather have a joke
azaard
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Hidden 11 years ago
That's the spirit hun bun x x x
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Hidden 11 years ago
what is the joke?
ff x
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azaard in reply to Hidden 11 years ago Fairy's with clogs on,
at the top of mi bed,
they don't arf urt,
wen they stand on mi ed.
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Hidden in reply to azaard 11 years ago still don't get it . . . is it a private joke? x
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azaard in reply to Hidden 11 years ago No, we all enjoy a good laugh, even when it hurts to. That's the joke, if the copd don't get you, laughing will.
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yes but i want my lemon thingy pie
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Meringue - as in Lemon Meringue Pie - yeah, that would be nice with a cuppa, just about now....
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tried all ways of spelling it but my spell checker kept saying i was wrong
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Yeah it is one of those words that just don't work using phonetics
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you know it was me that dialed 111
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They late
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Hidden 11 years ago
Lemon meringue pie I'm having mine in ten with a cuppa
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azaard in reply to Hidden 11 years ago Yep take me just about an hour to bake and fast chill. Come round when your ready sweatpea. XXXXXX
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Hidden in reply to azaard 11 years ago If you are meaning me, I suggest you deep freeze it. Going to have an early night. Still tired after yesterdays outings. Night Night x x x
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azaard in reply to Hidden 11 years ago Of course you x you get some zzz's I'll be still kicking tomorrow, xxx(((H's)))xxxx
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Hidden in reply to azaard 11 years ago Well, at least I managed a nap before my downstairs neighbours decided to par-ty.... so I'm awake now.... lucky me
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azaard in reply to Hidden 11 years ago Pity you can't nick their fuses, I'd have something to say about it,
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Hidden in reply to azaard 11 years ago Ach, they're young....just wish their taste in music was a shade more mature, though.... x x
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azaard in reply to Hidden 11 years ago So they're playing totally illegible punk crap x
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Hidden in reply to azaard 11 years ago I really don't know what it is it's just a loud beat
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azaard in reply to Hidden 11 years ago Well it gone 11pm legally they're breaking noise abatement regulations, it cam be stopped xxx
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Hidden in reply to azaard 11 years ago But they're young. I remember playing my stereo, and having the volume way up, blasting out my music.
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
If it's still as loud after midnight, I may chap their door and ask them to turn it down.
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azaard in reply to Hidden 11 years ago You di that hope it works, I've got dippy David upstairs bouncing around, he carries on he 'll get told, cxx
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Hidden in reply to azaard 11 years ago Music has gone off, but I can hear them heading towards the pub... with any luck they'll have a lock-in, and not come home till sometime later on tomorrow
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azaard in reply to Hidden 11 years ago Fall asleep in an alley would be better
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Hidden in reply to azaard 11 years ago LOL we don't have alley's around here, just fields, and they're full of sheep and cows.... x x x
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azaard in reply to Hidden 11 years ago Haha! They can go play moomoo rae.
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do you know something azaard you make my evenings brighter but get on with that lemon meringue pie for goodness sake xxxx
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Have patience before you get over excited and end up a patient heehee!
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