To celebrate the annual horse carnage that is Aintree here are 3 items picked from the steaming straw laden dung-
Did you hear about the 2 horses who kicked their son out of the stables?
-they were fed up of him making a foal of himself !!
Where do horses go when they are ill??
-to the Horespital of course !!
Why cant horses dance?
-because they have 2 left feet !!
Oh God forgive me.