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As part of my policy of trying to cheer people up , this weekend we have family down and have just done a full English for seven people.

Now Sam and I have a Velux window right above our bed which has been open to the stars these last few weeks of sunshine.

OK except that about 11 am the weather broke with rain of biblical proportions. Number one son casually saunters into kitchen and announces "Dad your bed is getting wet." OH S----. Dash down the corridor to find miniature Niagara falls coming off Velux and forming a great model of the Great Lakes on our bed.

Guess I'm sleeping with the cats tonight.

Never a dull moment .

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djbgatekeeper profile image
djbgatekeeper

You never tried a water bed Bob 😁

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CDreamer

Raining hard here as well Bob - my family live under Winter Hill - which is on fire 🔥 so hoping they will get some of the rain.

Hope the cat’s bed is comfortable - but where will the cats go?

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10gingercats

I thought you were going to say the cats on 'the hot tin roof' leapt onto your bed through the open window to escape the rain!!

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Our youngest did do that once at 3 am. Because we are cut into a hillside he had jumped across onto the roof and thought that would be a good way down.

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10gingercats in reply toBobD

that's what happens to people who live in funny places!

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Vonnieruth

Good job you wasn't playing raindrops keep falling on my head this morning

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jeanjeannie50

Oh no, trust that to happen when you have visitors and no spare beds free! Have you managed to get the bed dry?

Jean

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Couldn't get the mattress into the tumble drier so sat with hair drier on hot for half an our.

Duvet cover and Duvet over the AGA so won't be long now.

Can just see the look on Bobs face with the hairdryer going, and we think we got issues with af, haha made me smile that Bob 👍

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opal11uk

You could have a swim at the same time lol

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Nugger

So the moral is,don't go cooking full English for seven people,get the corn flakes out!

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wilsond

Oh that made me smile! Especially the casual announcement!x

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Flyer2820

Are you sure you didn't wet the bed Bob and blaming it on the rain.

in reply toFlyer2820

That was my thought🙈🙊🙉

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BobDVolunteer

Shhhhhhhhh.

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cbsrbpm

😱🤣🤬

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