Just recently started Orgavyx. Soon after got an email entitled:
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Welcome to ADT
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...for their security systems, of course. I've seen their signs. Always has a "different" meaning for me...
SIGH...
Mel
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just calls for bad puns and jokes:
- That letter must have been alarming
fortunately for all of you, I’m going to stop with just one
lol
that’s funny …. words really can have two meanings. I’ve got one of those ADT signs in my front yard …. Never thought about …. maybe it’s advertizing my medical circumstances as well yayahahahaya yayahahahaya
Maybe its just a blue ribbon the hammer placed in your yard...
I'm going to date myself (because I can't get a 23 year old to date me - Like DiCaprio) with this Limelighters reference, but an acronym that has more than one meaning, that's pretty far out to me
youtube.com/watch?v=ZEkMjdc...
(Tip of the hat to Doc)
forget the 23 year olds … it’ll end up cringeworthy and embarrass both of you yayahahahaya. Dunno tho ,,, Hep did it tho …. Yayahahahaya yayahahahaya. He probably had a $10,000 implant .
Hmmm, anyone feel like contributing to my Kickstarter? According to K, I need at least $10K for my new dickstarter
yayahahahaya it never hurts to dream.
These are cheaper amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Har...
sure what do we get for $10000?
nowadays …. Probably wouldn’t even pay for the anesthesia. Hep probably got his 40 years ago yayahahahaya
Isn't it enough to be a part of the dream?
You have a point there …. It’s “ exceptionally good “ that we are able to even be here complaining about our lost steroids.
Amen Brother youtu.be/aU44W5W9lqg
Yes sir a lot like ‘Public Service Announcement’. Same initialism as one we’re a bit too familiar with…
I didn't get a welcome letter when I started ADT, I feel cheated 
Sorry, your letter was sent to me by mistake. I didn't know what to do with I, and almost threw it out. Sorry for the delay, but I've attached it below. Welcome!
Welcome letter
that is really cute, did you compose the letter.
Thanks, I was waiting for an appointment when I saw your comment. I pulled up a welcome letter template and just changed the wording to fit our particular group. As a result, I had some fun in a waiting room for the first time.
Mahalo Bruddah C for the mention 💙
funny …. and true …
Waking up in recovery the first words I heard were from a Nurse asking me how I was feeling.
My response was "Very well thank you" in the highest Soprano Voice I could muster having just had a bilateral Orchiectomy.
Might as well begin MY NEW LIFE LAUGHING since I started it almost 65 years earlier crying.
interesting observation … pretty kewl, let’s hope we can end it with heaps of QOL with our loved ones … cuz , yea …. we’ll be crying out as well …huh . tears in … tears out ……… wax on ..wax off …. Plop plop …fizz fizz …what a pile of chit this is .
😂😂😂
if it weren't for humor - especially gallows humor, I am sure I would be curled up in the corner - whimpering , or running down the street screaming both of which are usually frowned upon 😉 - . I think humor is my opportunity to say " F_ _ _ you Mr Cancer "
keep slugging you way forward
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ryte on McBrother …. Our Golden Arches are in our shoes.
Forget running down the street screaming ,…. nobody cares much. You can drive around the block waving your arms and screaming on a etrike ( arm , have to steer with the other one ) , the neighbors just 👀 out the window “ it’s him again, must have forgot his halidol this morning “ . … “ Wilbur ….Wilbur , come over here and look , it’s that freak from up the street again !!!! “ …it’s really the epitome of chit when the little neighborhood kids join in behind , following behind you waiving their arms too , singing …laughing. Damn …
😂😂😂
Too many stainless steel implants …TMJ
Damn, I would have recognized you anywhere as Kaliber, the Pied Piper of Northern CA.
yayahahahaya that’s just my inner self
Me
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Hummmmmm. …. If you look like that in that costume, I might let you trick my treat at my house …. Or , I “ wish “ I had some candy. Just say’in.
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P.s. … maybe you could model the “ Nancy Nurse “ costume ( lots of pictures please )… for us ….. or “ college girl “ ( it’s not kewl to call it schoolgirl costume nowadays ). Still just say’in.
Lol, I might get a lil cold in that skimpy Leia outfit! And I may or may not have a lil crossdressing aspect of my persona😂
Summertime and the livin is easy
hay now …. I may or not be as well , yaya ..keeping those clothes in my closet if you get my drift.
Yea you have the bod for those clothes , you’d look great. Ever hear of Megan Three Stallion ? ..that’d be me. Yayahahahaya a fatter older version.
Strap on the gaff ( whatever that is I’ve never heard of that before ) and the those clothes in your wife’s closet , make-up ..you’d be good to go. I have NO idea what we’re talking about ……. Whaaaaaaaat …..
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LOL Bruddah store.megantheestallion.com/
We got severely distracted and tangential like always.
Remember this for next Christmas youtu.be/IbPy9zqWGcU
Fight on, RuPaul on, Cross Dress on
Randi - my stripper name
This: amazon.com/Secret-Wishes-Wo...
hummmmmmm, ….. while what we are talking about is definitely QOL in some circles , and Darryl would understand totally ….. I’m pretty sure Darry would be happier if we didn’t take this thread so far sideways , if you know what I mean. Yayahahahaya yayahahahaya.
Just say’in .. and that outfit is great btw 😂😂😂😂
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Got the yard sign? Next get the tattoo !
Tattoo … what’s the tattoo …. Hey man , I already have my motorcycle skull and crossbones Yayahahahaya yayahahahaya.
A Blue Ribbon Tat for PCa awareness pinterest.com/pin/227713324...
admirable …. But probably not ….. the boize down at the clubhouse would be howling so hard , it’d be embarrassing yayahahahaya
Yea, I get it. I have last name in Chinese character on shoulder and a 26.2 on the other
For androgen deprivation therapy it would have said "Welcome to Hell!"
Best wishes for a successful outcome! 🦊
ADT also means "All Dicks Tiny" 😂
ADT = Anticipating Depression Tonight😂
Lol ..good one . A Xanax and a fatty pre roll cures those bluze.
Preroll
I have a THC Vape pen
well dang buddy … aren’t you cooler than you let on … that explains that great big smile you always have yayahahahaya yayahahahaya. “ that’s “ QOL stuff for sure.
😁😁😁
Only for night to try and get to sleep😀
Well ….. ima gonna try one more times … I’ve replied to this twice already , don’t see it anywhere , must have moved off the comments before I saved them. Damn Lupron fog ….
( does cannabis exacerbate Lupron fog ? Hummmmm … )
Meanwhile …. Yea in keeping with the “ two “ meanings in this thread ,…. bammm poww … that’s me fighting this damn disease, kicking the tar out of it . But , really that’s it kicking my glutes up behind my shoulder blades yayahahahaya. Bammm , powww . 😂😂😂 I don’t care, plenty of glutes to go around … just say’in. Yayahahahaya yayahahahaya.
I can’t tell which one of you is which in this old photo
Kaliber and Doc in the 70s
I’m there …. I’m lying on the floor in the back seat. 😁😁😁😁
And btw: that’s a rabbits foot on a keychain in my hand, just say’in.
This is me
awesome throwback pic!
I wondered who was in the back seat. Is that Lulu700 next to the doc?
Scott would be a good guess I’d say …. Yayahahahaya. He’d fit right in for sure yayahahahaya.
Duh, I gotta be Chong, and 8 yrs on ADT, Bowie is singing to me
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