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Just recently started Orgavyx. Soon after got an email entitled:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Welcome to ADT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

...for their security systems, of course. I've seen their signs. Always has a "different" meaning for me...

SIGH...

Mel

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dockam profile image
dockam

💙😂

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Carlosbach

just calls for bad puns and jokes:

- That letter must have been alarming

fortunately for all of you, I’m going to stop with just one

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Kaliber in reply to Carlosbach

lol

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Kaliber

that’s funny …. words really can have two meanings. I’ve got one of those ADT signs in my front yard …. Never thought about …. maybe it’s advertizing my medical circumstances as well yayahahahaya yayahahahaya

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smurtaw in reply to Kaliber

youtube.com/watch?v=kK4H-Lk...

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Kaliber in reply to smurtaw

Well ….. ima gonna try one more times … I’ve replied to this twice already , don’t see it anywhere , must have moved off the comments before I saved them. Damn Lupron fog ….

( does cannabis exacerbate Lupron fog ? Hummmmm … )

Meanwhile …. Yea in keeping with the “ two “ meanings in this thread ,…. bammm poww … that’s me fighting this damn disease, kicking the tar out of it . But , really that’s it kicking my glutes up behind my shoulder blades yayahahahaya. Bammm , powww . 😂😂😂 I don’t care, plenty of glutes to go around … just say’in. Yayahahahaya yayahahahaya.

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Carlosbach

Maybe its just a blue ribbon the hammer placed in your yard...

I'm going to date myself (because I can't get a 23 year old to date me - Like DiCaprio) with this Limelighters reference, but an acronym that has more than one meaning, that's pretty far out to me

youtube.com/watch?v=ZEkMjdc...

(Tip of the hat to Doc)

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Kaliber in reply to Carlosbach

forget the 23 year olds … it’ll end up cringeworthy and embarrass both of you yayahahahaya. Dunno tho ,,, Hep did it tho …. Yayahahahaya yayahahahaya. He probably had a $10,000 implant .

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Carlosbach in reply to Kaliber

Hmmm, anyone feel like contributing to my Kickstarter? According to K, I need at least $10K for my new dickstarter

Kaliber profile image
Kaliber in reply to Carlosbach

yayahahahaya it never hurts to dream.

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dockam in reply to Carlosbach

These are cheaper amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Har...

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spencoid2 in reply to Kaliber

sure what do we get for $10000?

Kaliber profile image
Kaliber in reply to spencoid2

nowadays …. Probably wouldn’t even pay for the anesthesia. Hep probably got his 40 years ago yayahahahaya

Carlosbach profile image
Carlosbach in reply to spencoid2

Isn't it enough to be a part of the dream?

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Kaliber in reply to Carlosbach

You have a point there …. It’s “ exceptionally good “ that we are able to even be here complaining about our lost steroids.

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dockam in reply to Carlosbach

Amen Brother youtu.be/aU44W5W9lqg

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dockam in reply to Carlosbach

youtu.be/B6KPydZEPlY

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gsun in reply to dockam

He's kinda young for that operation, isn't he?

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dockam in reply to gsun

Hi, It was a response to the above Pretty Far out song that CarlosBach poste :-)

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dockam in reply to Carlosbach

Lol. you win with that song, never heard of it :-)

Randy

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London441

Yes sir a lot like ‘Public Service Announcement’. Same initialism as one we’re a bit too familiar with…

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spencoid2

I didn't get a welcome letter when I started ADT, I feel cheated :)

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Carlosbach in reply to spencoid2

Sorry, your letter was sent to me by mistake. I didn't know what to do with I, and almost threw it out. Sorry for the delay, but I've attached it below. Welcome!

Welcome letter
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spencoid2 in reply to Carlosbach

that is really cute, did you compose the letter.

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Carlosbach in reply to spencoid2

Thanks, I was waiting for an appointment when I saw your comment. I pulled up a welcome letter template and just changed the wording to fit our particular group. As a result, I had some fun in a waiting room for the first time.

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dockam in reply to Carlosbach

Mahalo Bruddah C for the mention 💙

youtu.be/wj5VODa-eTY

youtu.be/0dcbw4IEY5w

Kaliber profile image
Kaliber in reply to Carlosbach

funny …. and true …

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addicted2cycling

Waking up in recovery the first words I heard were from a Nurse asking me how I was feeling.

My response was "Very well thank you" in the highest Soprano Voice I could muster having just had a bilateral Orchiectomy.

Might as well begin MY NEW LIFE LAUGHING since I started it almost 65 years earlier crying.

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Kaliber in reply to addicted2cycling

interesting observation … pretty kewl, let’s hope we can end it with heaps of QOL with our loved ones … cuz , yea …. we’ll be crying out as well …huh . tears in … tears out ……… wax on ..wax off …. Plop plop …fizz fizz …what a pile of chit this is .

😂😂😂

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pjd55d

if it weren't for humor - especially gallows humor, I am sure I would be curled up in the corner - whimpering , or running down the street screaming both of which are usually frowned upon 😉 - . I think humor is my opportunity to say " F_ _ _ you Mr Cancer "

keep slugging you way forward

P

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Kaliber in reply to pjd55d

ryte on McBrother …. Our Golden Arches are in our shoes.

Forget running down the street screaming ,…. nobody cares much. You can drive around the block waving your arms and screaming on a etrike ( arm , have to steer with the other one ) , the neighbors just 👀 out the window “ it’s him again, must have forgot his halidol this morning “ . … “ Wilbur ….Wilbur , come over here and look , it’s that freak from up the street again !!!! “ …it’s really the epitome of chit when the little neighborhood kids join in behind , following behind you waiving their arms too , singing …laughing. Damn …

😂😂😂

Too many stainless steel implants …TMJ
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Carlosbach in reply to Kaliber

Damn, I would have recognized you anywhere as Kaliber, the Pied Piper of Northern CA.

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Kaliber in reply to Carlosbach

yayahahahaya that’s just my inner self

Me
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dockam in reply to Kaliber

imma wear this :halloweencostumes.com/princ...

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Kaliber in reply to dockam

Hummmmmm. …. If you look like that in that costume, I might let you trick my treat at my house …. Or , I “ wish “ I had some candy. Just say’in.

😂😂😂

P.s. … maybe you could model the “ Nancy Nurse “ costume ( lots of pictures please )… for us ….. or “ college girl “ ( it’s not kewl to call it schoolgirl costume nowadays ). Still just say’in.

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dockam in reply to Kaliber

Lol, I might get a lil cold in that skimpy Leia outfit! And I may or may not have a lil crossdressing aspect of my persona😂

youtu.be/h3kQt14_5OQ

Summertime and the livin is easy
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Kaliber in reply to dockam

hay now …. I may or not be as well , yaya ..keeping those clothes in my closet if you get my drift.

Yea you have the bod for those clothes , you’d look great. Ever hear of Megan Three Stallion ? ..that’d be me. Yayahahahaya a fatter older version.

Strap on the gaff ( whatever that is I’ve never heard of that before ) and the those clothes in your wife’s closet , make-up ..you’d be good to go. I have NO idea what we’re talking about ……. Whaaaaaaaat …..

😂😂😂😂

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dockam in reply to Kaliber

LOL Bruddah store.megantheestallion.com/

We got severely distracted and tangential like always.

Remember this for next Christmas youtu.be/IbPy9zqWGcU

Fight on, RuPaul on, Cross Dress on

Randi - my stripper name

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dockam in reply to Kaliber

This: amazon.com/Secret-Wishes-Wo...

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Kaliber in reply to dockam

hummmmmmm, ….. while what we are talking about is definitely QOL in some circles , and Darryl would understand totally ….. I’m pretty sure Darry would be happier if we didn’t take this thread so far sideways , if you know what I mean. Yayahahahaya yayahahahaya.

Just say’in .. and that outfit is great btw 😂😂😂😂

❤️❤️❤️

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dockam in reply to Kaliber

and my legs are tanned from 8 days in Hawaii

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dockam in reply to Kaliber

Nice Teeth💙

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Kaliber in reply to dockam

lol

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dockam in reply to pjd55d

Amen Brother, gotta do QoL things to keep self sane, and not wallowing in Self Pity.

That's what QoL posts are all about, livin' large despite the side effects of D*mn PCa meds

"Laughter is the Best Medicine"

Fight, Laugh, QoL on

Randy

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BanjoPicker

Got the yard sign? Next get the tattoo !

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Kaliber in reply to BanjoPicker

Tattoo … what’s the tattoo …. Hey man , I already have my motorcycle skull and crossbones Yayahahahaya yayahahahaya.

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dockam in reply to Kaliber

A Blue Ribbon Tat for PCa awareness pinterest.com/pin/227713324...

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Kaliber in reply to dockam

admirable …. But probably not ….. the boize down at the clubhouse would be howling so hard , it’d be embarrassing yayahahahaya

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dockam in reply to Kaliber

Yea, I get it. I have last name in Chinese character on shoulder and a 26.2 on the other

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Kaliber in reply to dockam

does 1% count ….dunno. Yayahahahaya yayahahahaya

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cancerfox

For androgen deprivation therapy it would have said "Welcome to Hell!"

Best wishes for a successful outcome! 🦊

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Kaliber in reply to cancerfox

yea it would !

❤️❤️❤️

dockam profile image
dockam

ADT also means "All Dicks Tiny" 😂

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dockam

ADT = Anticipating Depression Tonight😂

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Kaliber in reply to dockam

Lol ..good one . A Xanax and a fatty pre roll cures those bluze.

Preroll
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dockam in reply to Kaliber

I have a THC Vape pen :-)

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Kaliber in reply to dockam

well dang buddy … aren’t you cooler than you let on … that explains that great big smile you always have yayahahahaya yayahahahaya. “ that’s “ QOL stuff for sure.

😁😁😁

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dockam in reply to Kaliber

Only for night to try and get to sleep😀

youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

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Kaliber in reply to dockam

oh yea .. I was in love with Annie, and David ( Bowie , major Tom era ) was as Androgenous as it gets. I do t think “ he “ knew for sure most of the time.

❤️❤️❤️

Carlosbach profile image
Carlosbach

I can’t tell which one of you is which in this old photo

Kaliber and Doc in the 70s
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Kaliber in reply to Carlosbach

I’m there …. I’m lying on the floor in the back seat. 😁😁😁😁

And btw: that’s a rabbits foot on a keychain in my hand, just say’in.

This is me
Carlosbach profile image
Carlosbach in reply to Kaliber

awesome throwback pic!

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Carlosbach in reply to Kaliber

I wondered who was in the back seat. Is that Lulu700 next to the doc?

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Kaliber in reply to Carlosbach

Scott would be a good guess I’d say …. Yayahahahaya. He’d fit right in for sure yayahahahaya.

dockam profile image
dockam in reply to Kaliber

LOL, which Asian am I?

Damien Memorial HS Class of 1975
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dockam in reply to dockam

Where's Randy 😂

LMU Class of 1979, but in 1976
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Carlosbach in reply to dockam

too small on my phone, but I’ll take a look later at home

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dockam in reply to Carlosbach

Duh, I gotta be Chong, and 8 yrs on ADT, Bowie is singing to me

youtu.be/_YC3sTbAPcU

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