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Food for thought, Now ain't this the truth?

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n

HAVE FAITH IN THE PFIZER VACCINE, DON’T FORGET THEY MAKE VIAGRA.

IF THEY CAN RAISE THE DEAD…THEY CAN SAVE THE LIVING.

You have my blessing to delete this post....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 1:21 PM EST

91 Replies
oldestnewest

Didn't work for me...will the covid shot???

Kaliber
Kaliber in reply to Shooter1

Pssssst: popsicle ...... duct tape .... nolo problemo. 😂😂😂😂

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Kaliber

What flavor popsicle? (details details details)....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 6:37 PM EST

Kaliber
Kaliber in reply to j-o-h-n

OOOOOOPS... left off “ stick “ my face is red .... just like my .....uh ..er .... well you know. 😂😂😂😂😂

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Kaliber

Stick?

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 10:18 PM EST

Kaliber
Kaliber in reply to j-o-h-n

Uh ..... ......... talking about Viagra ... poor mans Viagra , popsicle stick , duct tape ...... flavor left on stick a bonus. Just say’in 😂😂😂😂

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Kaliber

Be kind and gentle..... at least sandpaper the stick........

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 11:24 PM EST

Kaliber
Kaliber in reply to j-o-h-n

Rough and ready .... Freddy

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Shooter1

You'll be protected and "effective" all with one injection......... Be easy now.....takes time to break into a locked vault....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 5:08 PM EST

I got Pfizer Vaccine 3 days ago. Absolutely no side effects. CDC is tracking my health information every evening to see if I have any problem after getting the vaccine.

My vaccine injection is Monday. Had my TESTOSTERONE injection yesterday. At least 70.5 mile bicycle ride tomorrow since I will be 70.5 years old tomorrow. Might get hit and killed by a vehicle so then someone else could have my C-19 shot. ;0)

I’ll take it, let me know if you get killed.😊😊😊

U R Now 2nd on my speed-dial after wife and before 911

😂😂😂😂😂

70 miles! That's a big WOW! I'm trying to get up enough energy to drive one mile to the store and get the cats some milk. Maybe you should get some help for your addiction. 😁

erjlg3
erjlg3 in reply to monte1111

😂😅😁

monte1111 wrote >>> " .... Maybe you should get some help for your addiction. 😁"

No need to worry cause my friends call me PSYCHO Johnny so addiction is A-OK

PSYCHO Johnny and j-o-h-n, all on one site. We are blessed.

Currumpaw
Currumpaw in reply to monte1111

Hey monte1111,

Half and half! They are worth it!

Currumpaw

monte1111
monte1111 in reply to Currumpaw

They are worth every drachma. Let's see. About 280 drachmas in a dollar. Yep. They are always putting their 2 drachmas worth in.

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111

Eurodollars............€

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 3:48 PM EST

Hap 1/2 birt tomo

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 7:44 PM EST

OOPS FORGOT ???? Grand-daughter is 13 tomorrow and she wants me to add 13 more for GOOD LUCK??? 😅

I'll be 85 tomorrow.....(for the Gipper please - GOOD LUCK???)......

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 9:32 PM EST

85 --- OUTSTANDING !!!! will update after ride ...... I HOPE 🚴‍♂️ 😀 🚴‍♂️

My twin brother will be 86 tomorrow........ Just for old time sake.....please

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 9:56 PM EST

Glad y'all weren't triplets then I'd have an 87yo too

That triplet twin passed away..... but we still celebrate his 87th............ hint hint

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 11:15 PM EST

FYI, it is 12:40AM and I am bundled up getting ready to head out the door to start my ride. Temperature here in SW FL is DOWN TO 46F so it is FREEZING COLD and I wish myself GOOD LUCK !!!

LATER ;0)

Need to look into studded tires for my bike. Darned Ice is so slick . I can barely walk to mailbox.

We want a full report. I haven't been back on my bike since May, when I fell off my Racer-Mate in my garage (!) when I got locked in my pedal and smashed my shoulder.

Let us know when you return.... we can get you a bit part in the movie "Frozen"....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 5:11 PM EST

depotdoug
depotdoug in reply to j-o-h-n

Three sons. How interesting. 85. Huh?

depotdoug
depotdoug in reply to j-o-h-n

Only 85 i thought you were 61.

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to depotdoug

I was when I was 61........

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 5:13 PM EST

depotdoug
depotdoug in reply to j-o-h-n

Well in 10 more yrs you can sing 9 to 5 song by Dolly Parton...

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to depotdoug

I guess you mean inches.......

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 6:15 PM EST

We lost 5 to a driver on Methamphetamines here in the Las Vegas area recently ..... be careful

dentaltwin
dentaltwin in reply to rscic

I read about that--damn!

rscic
rscic in reply to dentaltwin

The female in that group of 5 was 43 ..... a real waste of life

dentaltwin
dentaltwin in reply to rscic

SMH

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to rscic

High High American Pie...........

Prosecutor: Truck driver high on meth when he killed 5 cyclists in Nevada

12/17/2020, 1:32 pm

(CBS NEWS) – The driver of a box truck that struck and killed five bicyclists on a stretch of Nevada highway last week, and told investigators he fell asleep at the wheel, had a high level of methamphetamine in his system, prosecutors said Wednesday.

Jordan Alexander Barson, 45, of Kingman, Arizona, faces 12 felony charges, including driving under the influence and reckless driving, according to the criminal complaint filed in Las Vegas.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 5:02 PM EST

monte1111
monte1111 in reply to rscic

Ouch.

Saddened by so many hit and killed. Best friend was riding Pruhoe Bay to Key West in 2 segments. Was in Ga. with less than 800 miles to Key West and hit/killed by a semi.

Pianodude
Pianodude in reply to LearnAll

I got my 1st dose on Friday. No problems at all.

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Pianodude

To the Pianodude,

When you park your car for your second dose don't forget to place your sheetmusic on your dashboard, this way you can park in handicap spaces............

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 9:46 PM EST

Pianodude
Pianodude in reply to j-o-h-n

LOL! That is like the clarinet player joke. They keep their clarinet on the dashboard so that they can park in handicapped.

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Pianodude

I like the clarinet version better - writing it down..... Thanks

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Monday 01/11/2021 11:51 AM EST

And you know I have to chime in and give my thumbs up while LOL! Until I get deleted...😂🤣🙃❌🚫🚷

Kaliber
Kaliber in reply to siouxbee19

Er.....ah ....” your thumbs up “ ....... ? .....?? ........ 😱

siouxbee19
siouxbee19 in reply to Kaliber

😂🤣🙃🚷👍❌

Kaliber
Kaliber in reply to siouxbee19

❤️❤️❤️❤️

That’s J-o-h-n ..... always poking fun. 🍢 😂😂😂😂

btw: Zometa pain train left the station until next month BJ 😊

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Kaliber

I think you meant Trolley.....(Folly Trolley with Holly and Dolly).....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 5:17 PM EST

Kaliber
Kaliber in reply to j-o-h-n

No .... I meant a giant ground rattling, steam hissing , smoke belching steam locomotive. Its rough, had it about 25 times and it’s still rough. I need it and am happy to get it, but gotta pull up the big boy pants and take the a$$ whipping yayahahahaya yayahahahaya got my favorite chest rib bones pain this time. Don’t always get that, been due I guess.

💪💪💪💪👍👍👍

Hmm... Hey J, How are things on Long Island?

I've been taking 40 mg of Viagra (nightly) for the past 2 years and little Lazarus is still dead!

However, this month I'm tapering off Zy and pred, had my last Lupron shot in July.

My MSK docs have proclaimed that I am now "cancer free"! (didn't mention micromets)

Bottom line: I feel blessed, however, I want my testosterone back!

Wishful dreaming? Perhaps...

Best,

AJ

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to westof

LI is still there....... "cancer free" well congrats!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=01ZNEvc...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 6:32 PM EST

Boywonder56
Boywonder56 in reply to westof

Its just a box of rain.......

westof
westof in reply to Boywonder56

And a ribbon for (her) hair...

Boywonder56
Boywonder56 in reply to westof

phil wrote that for his dad who had cancer.....one of my favorite dead......weather report being #1....

westof
westof in reply to Boywonder56

Hmm.. Just found a hidden gem, "Gonesville" by Bob. This can be interpreted on many levels. Hmm...Here is a link and lyrics (link may not work on the forum, copy and go to You Tube).

youtube.com/watch?v=S7h8Wuc...

Gonesville

Lyrics: Josh Ritter

Music: Bob Weir, Josh Ritter, Josh Kaufman

If I'm alone, will you take my hand

Will you stand by me in the pouring rain

To my seven sins and my contraband

In the vanity that still remains

I'm going, gone to Gonesville

I'm going, gone to Gonesville

Go, going, gone to Gonesville

I'm going all the way

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Well, here come the thunder, here come the rain

Hear that whistle moan, here come the misery train (note 1)

Well they say it might rain forever, but it sure can't rain on me

I'm bound to get gone, I'm about to be free

I'm going, gone to Gonesville

I'm going, gone to Gonesville

Go, going, gone to Gonesville

I'm going all the way

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Oh say little bluebird, if I was like you

I might fly from my cares, like the mockingbirds do

I might fly from my troubles if I was a crow

Well I'm just a man, but I still know where to go

I'm going, gone to Gonesville

I'm going, gone to Gonesville

Go, going, gone to Gonesville

I'm going all the way

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Notes

(1) In an earlier version at Sweetwater on 12 February 2016, Weir sang "Here come the tears, here come the misery train"

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to westof

Thank you..... Every time I hear guitar music I know I should have taken up the guitar instead of starring in porno movies...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 01/12/2021 5:48 PM EST

westof
westof in reply to j-o-h-n

Hmm... Are you the one and only "Johnny Wadd"? 😁😁😁

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to westof

Long John Sliver.....😁😁😁

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 01/12/2021 7:22 PM EST

westof
westof in reply to j-o-h-n

Touch'e!

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to westof

Sorry, No more touching (worn out).........😁😁😁

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 01/12/2021 7:33 PM EST

westof
westof in reply to j-o-h-n

Hmm...

Boywonder56
Boywonder56 in reply to westof

Cool...lots of interpertations...bobs still rolling at 74?

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Boywonder56

and so is Robert........

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Tuesday 01/12/2021 9:58 PM EST

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Boywonder56

Was originally snow.... (global warming)...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 11:27 PM EST

😂😅😆

watch out were talking grateful dead here....snow takes on another connotation🤔😳

I'm so grateful you warned me about the real snow... man thanks.... aaaachew

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Saturday 01/09/2021 11:47 PM EST

monte1111
monte1111 in reply to j-o-h-n

Watch out for the yellow snow.

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111

"That snow" is eventually becomes snot colored.......presuming that you don't also snort the small plastic bags.....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 6:24 PM EST

monte1111
monte1111 in reply to j-o-h-n

Kind of like bird's nest soup. The more snot the better. Loogie toppings are extra.

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111

Now ya talking .... 🎵🎵"you may think my soup is intriguing, but it's snot"🎵🎵

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 6:56 PM EST

monte1111
monte1111 in reply to j-o-h-n

Yuck. It's almost dinner time. I'm going to delete myself.

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111

DELETED!!!

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 10:38 PM EST

😂😂😂😂

I needed that today! Great line. I got the Moderna on Friday but I can't think of a comeback line since I have no idea if Moderna makes anything else. Laughter is much needed in the world today. Just glad to be here to enjoy my limited contact with my family until we all get vaccine. Realized that my wife who has early stage dementia has no clear path forward without me so I went to great lengths (42 mile drive on short notice) so we could get the vaccine. As for the popsicle stick and all others, we have given up hope on that part of our lives and decided we have great memories to fuel us after 58 years of marriage. Even with dementia some memories are very easily recalled!

Good one, brought a smile to my morning. Well played Sir!

I'm on 5gm prednisone will the immune system effect mean i can't get the covid vaccine?

Question asked, “Can you get it over the counter?”“Maybe if I took two.”

Don't forget the fact that viagra also can be used to keep us old farts from rolling out of bed and injuring ourselves.🍸🍸🤠

Kaliber
Kaliber in reply to Drphil1938

Omg .... yayahahahaya yayahahahaya

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Drphil1938

Hello DrPill (1938 or whenever),

Even with viagra my kickstand doesn't work ...so I tie myself to the bed using dental floss....

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 10:15 PM EST

Hey j-o-h-n!

The vaccine, is introduced to the organism bypassing the digestive system via a hypodermic needle, but, a friend had a humorous take on it. He said, "People have been eating baloney for years and didn't know what's in it. They are going to worry about the vaccine?"

Currumpaw

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to Currumpaw

And that ain't no........baloney..... I once found Jimmy Hoffa's fingernail in my baloney sandwich.... with ketchup (well I think it was ketchup),,,

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Sunday 01/10/2021 10:19 PM EST

LOL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevertheless regarding the Pfizer, The Norwegian Institute of Public Health judges that “for those with the most severe frailty, even relatively mild vaccine side effects can have serious consequences. For those who have a very short remaining life span anyway, the benefit of the vaccine may be marginal or irrelevant.”

I do now how or whether that applies to anyone here.

j-o-h-n
j-o-h-n in reply to baltha

"very short remaining life span"

Be assured we all are gonna live till we die....................

**To play this video just click on the title on top of the video**

youtube.com/watch?v=b9024VF...

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Monday 01/18/2021 6:48 PM EST

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