A bit of humor for those on ADT

[FCoffey]

Scott Adams writes Dilbert

dilbert.com/strip/2019-02-27

[farmanerd]

Those of us with ED post RP need to get Wile E. Coyote's phone number so that we can get his inside contact at ACME . . . I've heard that they are also good at erections.

[monte1111]

Very funny. Sounds like Scott Adams stole that one from j-o-h-n. Think he would have said "My ex-wife is dating my doctor".

[j-o-h-n in reply to monte1111]

Are you serious?... even my veterinarian wouldn't.

Good Luck, Good Health and Good Humor.

j-o-h-n Thursday 02/28/2019 7:15 PM EST

[Hidden in reply to j-o-h-n]

That a little ruff ruff...

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Hit it on the little head Fcoffey , all humor is appreciated .. Thanks

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More jokes from you Nal ? We all have it now! Hahaha

[FCoffey]

There was a Texan so big that when he died they couldn't find a coffin big enough for him.

So they gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

(Written from my Texas home.)

youtube.com/watch?v=nMhaehb...(Not working as expected?)

[Hidden in reply to FCoffey]

The great state...

[Cisco99 in reply to FCoffey]

Killer!

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No heavy lifting ...

[Cisco99]

Love the cruel world of Dilbert!

[Cisco99]

Here's one. A man in his 90s had PC and was hard of hearing. He went with his wife to see the oncologist.

The doctor asked to see a stool sample, a urine specimen, and some blood.

"What??" the poor man said.

His wife spoke slowly and loudly:

"He wants to see your underpants!"