Texas humor

[G1nny]

Hope everyone is having a great Sunday.

[BridgeGirl Administrator SS Supercook 2 stone]

Hahaha

[S11m]

A Texan was telling a European about his ranch - he said:

"If got into my car in the morning and drove all day I would still be on my property." The reply:

"Yes - I had a car like that once!"

[G1nny in reply to S11m]

That’s so funny. Thanks

[IndigoBlue61 in reply to S11m]

😊

[S11m in reply to S11m]

An alternative response to the Texan who said:

"If got into my car in the morning and drove all day I would still be on my property." would be:

"That reminds me of what they call a Skoda with twin exhaust pipes (a wheel-barrow)"

[G1nny in reply to S11m]

Thanks for that

[Lytham 3 stone]

Lol !! Like it

[G1nny]

It takes 12 hours to drive from my house to ElPaso, TX! I haven’t been there in 30 years.

[cheritorrox]

We recently had a quiz which included asking which is the largest US state by area - I confidently put Texas and was amazed to find it's Montana!

[G1nny in reply to cheritorrox]

It is Alaska, a little bigger than Texas. Montana not even close!

[G1nny in reply to G1nny]

Just looked it up, Texas is a bit biggger than Spain. Montana is 4th largest state Alaska, Texas, California then Montana.