Does food talk?

[AlanJK]

Who knew that food could talk? - since going on a diet (three days ago) I have started to hear voices from food - yesterday I walked past a chocolate cake - I

swear I heard it say "Eat me" . The question now is does all food speak with the same voice or do different foods speak with different accents? - does pasta have an italian accent? and which food has the sexiest voice?

[NannyEJ]

Probably dark chocolate has the sexiest voice - I expect it has a french accent too 😏

[AlanJK in reply to NannyEJ]

Dark Orange chocolate - I have just tested it and you are right - but mine has a wonderful Jamaican accent Just off to lie down for a few minutes!!

[IndigoBlue61]

Haha 🤣. I have also thought this in the last. I now have a philosophy of eating what I want, if I REALLY want it, so can ignore the voices in the fridge . . .

[AlanJK in reply to IndigoBlue61]

Thanks you - I was feeling sorry I had to give up binge drinking and chips Now you have cheered me up!!

[Misslovely]

I agree!

Food do have voices 😂

Cheese bread crisps potatoes pasta in particular have very LOUD SHOUTY voices for me haha 🧀🥖🥔🍕🍟🥨🍞

[AlanJK in reply to Misslovely]

How do you tell which one is shouting at you ? Do the have different voices?

[Misslovely in reply to AlanJK]

They all shout at me

I really do struggle to lower them in my diet

[AlanJK]

I think there is a special place in hell for people who drink any tea with a colour or herb name in the title Countries are ok tho

[Nowisthetime 2 stone in reply to AlanJK]

I object to that last comment😜 as I have all sorts of weird tea! I do however agree with food shouting to us! Pizza has an exceptionally loud voice !!! I have done my best to ignore it so far but it’s very persistent. Thankfully we can have cheese in moderation because I can’t ignore it when the cheese 🧀 whispers to me!!!

[IndigoBlue61 in reply to Nowisthetime]

At the moment it’s the honey spiced nuts I made as a treat for the weekend . . . Eeeeek 😩😩😩

[Nowisthetime 2 stone in reply to IndigoBlue61]

Mmmm... that does sound good! Good luck ignoring that voice 😜

[IndigoBlue61 in reply to Nowisthetime]

they are so good . . . 😩

[S11m]

Food can communicate, or react to you...

Some food might entice you with a smell (frying onions)... other food might run away!

[Hidden]

When I comfort eat I don't hear it

altbough it does seems to be acrobatic and jump out the cupboard into my mouth 😲

Since I'm feeling a lot happier I'm now able to walk alot quicker past them.

[Joanney69]

Pain au chocolat calls out to me from time to time - it is definitely French 😂

[ScouseTaffy]

Welsh rarebit has a very sexy voice